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whassup lol
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Anyone know how to sleep?
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Getting caught was, in fact, not part of my master plan, but I wasn't about to let my captors nor my underlings think that. Their fear is worth more than my freedom. The fuzes are set. I've got a city to burn.
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👍
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doc says i need to stop filling my house with "energy crystals" and that "uranium is really bad for you" or some shit
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Sick scarab beetle
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Their excuse kept being "well we need the Virginia planters on our side" well maybe if slaveowners are necessary to the cause, is it truly a "good" cause?
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glad i figured out my basal metabolic rate bc i can eat like shit with relatively few consequences
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was just thinking that. No lame duck period is honestly baller.
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JFK is alive
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wayfair is using AI-generated backgrounds and they look like shit lol
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found some at Kroger the other day, what a score
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Congrats! Which one are you keeping?
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Get a milk crate and some bungee cords and that thing can haul a lot
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trimmed my bush
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calling up the CIA to see if they have any leftover QuickFuze they tried to use on Castro
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had a dream last night that I was a character in some Left 4 Dead 2 map, but there were surprisingly few zombies and it was pretty chill. Then I found some room in a motel that was just filled with CRTs and outdated tech equipment so we just explored that room for a while marvelling at the old shit
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Whatever man more powder to you
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Turned off Do Not Disturb mode on my phone. Feel free to disturb me
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the smurfs are wearing Phrygian caps??!?
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the grey four-eyed opossum. definitely a creature if ive ever seen one
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Raising Arizona. What a picture
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work wife discovered the work mistress
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you know they probably retired that iceberg's jersey after Titanic. it's hanging from the rafters now
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why is chinese wikipedia showing up first lol
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you gotta be glutenmaxxing
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Manicotti Depressive Disorder
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beast mode
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Faust by Johann Wolfgang von GOAT
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Thought experiment: IM COMING TO GET YOU! RUN!
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add msg to your food. NOW.
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b̸̠͒̈́u̷̥͓͊͝ý̵̘́ o̴̮̜͐n̵̠̜̎̆ë̸̙̤́͝g̷͉̖̥̞͚̼̍͗̊̈́̾͠e̴̦̘̣͖̩̻͑̉̽͛t̴͎͔̝̽̀̍͗͐ ̴̨͓̼̠̙͈͖̌͊͆́̾̾̈́o̸̲̼̽͂̄͘͝͝͠ñ̷͓e̴̟̫̫͖̟͒̎̈̒̊͂͜ ̴̛͎̖̯̝̩̑̇͒̎̈f̶͙̻̝̖͍͓̅̈́̑͆̋ͅr̶̗̞̤̞̔̋͛̂̊e̵̛̥̤͉̫͍̼̳̖̍̒́͒e̴̟̔̾̇̒̂!̷̛͍̙̲̗͆͂̔̔̃̚ ̴̦̼͔͍̰̋4̸͙̦̲̬̗͑ͅt̵̰͓͎̻̦͑̇̇͂̈́͌h̶̤̥̟̪̜̞͔̃̽̈́́ ̸͈͍̲̳̬͇̲̄̋͂̆̕o̴̢̮͊̎͌͠f̴̞͇͓͊͐͊̈́͠͠ ̷̹̮́͗̇̀͑͘J̴̖̱͙̯̬͚̮͗́̓̃̈́͠ͅṵ̸̎͑̋̊l̶̮͈͙̙͆̔̅̿̕͘͝y̸̛͍̌̍̿̚͠͝ ̵̝̫̞̦̖̌́̚s̵̡̖̮̣̣̏͊̚͝ͅa̷̤͖̮̭̝͑͑̈ļ̴̢̼͎̭͚̳̏̔̃́͗͑̾̇è̶̡̟̟͕̭̯͕̮̋̃!̷̠͍̯̮̦̬͙̱͆̈́😃
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beautiful hi res photos, home depot! www.homedepot.com/p/RIDGID-18V...
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just bought a sawzall hope it saws all
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wonder if you can make a modern one out of these LED filament "Edison" bulbs
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i totally get it, was walking around a grocery store that wasnt playing music and it was really eerie and uncomfortable
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Theyre releasing a new xbox game called Penis Hero
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dawg lol
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Thankfully carbon monoxide poisoning is not permanent; symptoms improve drastically 24 hours after stopping exposure, by 2 weeks most mild symptoms are gone, and by 120 days your body has replaced all damaged red blood cells. As a kid i thought it was permanent accumulation like lead!
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got a box of Dr Pepper & Cream Soda Zero, that shit is good 👍👍👍
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holy shit
www.nict.go.jp/en/press/202...
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DIY Radiology
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I'm way beyond "dirty bulking" now im sludge bulking
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I do not want to meet anyone named "Sprayer" thanks for the suggestion though
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Thanks Obama:
www.aclu.org/press-releas...
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we need to convince hyper-outdoorsy yuppies to hike the darien gap
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Crazy that for a few million years "death returns you to dust" was not a guaranteed thing. Joe Bobby could drop dead next door and a few months later he'd still be there because fungus wasnt invented yet
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Making overnight chicken breast the same way you make overnight oats
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the Lakota Sioux have a great name for it
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rain be damned im grillin
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