Stephen King

@stephenking.bsky.social

Did you hear the one about the hipster ice cube? It was water before it was cool. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Don’t forget to tip your waitress.

May 15, 2023 at 15:47 UTC

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nobody @zap.bsky.social
[ View ] May 15, 2023 at 15:50 UTC

@panic.gay maybe he will join the workshop tonight ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Brian Keene @briankeene.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2023 at 11:56 UTC

I just read this one out loud to my 15-year old and got a heavy, ponderous sigh from him. Well done! ;-)

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The Darkhorse @thedarkhorse.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 29, 2023 at 17:32 UTC

Dad joke.

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Choying Palmo @cchoetso.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 19:50 UTC

Ūber-dad joke.

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com
[ View ] May 15, 2023 at 15:53 UTC

More comedic substance here than anything Elon has tweeted

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com
[ View ] May 15, 2023 at 15:49 UTC

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thinman @handle.invalid
[ View ] Jul 02, 2023 at 07:59 UTC

..and the meatloaf

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felicia @felicia.bsky.social
[ View ] May 16, 2023 at 01:47 UTC

they work hard so you don’t have too!

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James Hanna Garvin @burntwhiskeytoast.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2023 at 17:00 UTC

Steve. Stephen.

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com
[ View ] May 15, 2023 at 17:03 UTC

(sigh) (unrolls the garden hose) (turns it on) (sprays)

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@alwayslearning.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 13, 2023 at 21:25 UTC

(groan) 😄

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The Real David Rogers @davidrogersbooks.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 24, 2024 at 17:15 UTC

Nah, it was just a square, before and after it got cool. (Cube , , , square--get it? 'Cuz they're both sorta rectangular. All purchases final--no refunds.)

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Alex Cortez @alexstar.bsky.social
[ View ] May 15, 2023 at 17:25 UTC

What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Ravin Boodram @handle.invalid
[ View ] May 15, 2023 at 15:48 UTC

Here's your damn 'like.'

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Professor Lilly @professorlilly.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 05, 2023 at 22:16 UTC

Stephen King has officially run out of things to say! No; wait; is Eleanor Rosevelt flying? I'll always remember the parody of you they did on SNL decades ago; "you" were being interviewed, might have been on Weekend Update; you were typing furiously writing a book even while talking.

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Clandestino @clandestino.be
[ View ] May 15, 2023 at 15:52 UTC

It's never too late to try standup comedy 😁

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Jakob H. @jakobh.bsky.social
[ View ] May 15, 2023 at 15:50 UTC

I’ve never seen a more solid water joke than this one.

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DM @superuber.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 17, 2023 at 16:49 UTC

The quality content I have been looking for! :D

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Matt B @mattb92.bsky.social
[ View ] May 15, 2023 at 15:52 UTC

10/10

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Sara Joy ☠️ @sjoy.lol
[ View ] May 15, 2023 at 17:58 UTC

What's white and silly? A windowsill.

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EK @gypsychick.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 14, 2023 at 15:38 UTC

You’re so much younger but you make me miss my dad. 🤣

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Delicious Alex @deliciousalex.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 04, 2023 at 08:45 UTC

You are such a dad…

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ZenTangent @zentangent.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 08, 2024 at 20:48 UTC

Since "water" is multi phase capable (ice, water & steam) ... Wondering if. steam (heated) is capable of superheated state. Or the water's atoms absorb so much potential energy, the atoms become something else.

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