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Ian Miles Schlong
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Stand back and stand by
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Area man, unfortunately in Los Angeles he/him
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Ian Miles Schlong
@tedcruznipples.com
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Stand back and stand by
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Ian Miles Schlong
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Your newspaper blows
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Ian Miles Schlong
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I am hard at work on the plans for Project 2031. Y’all not even gonna believe this shit. We are going to take over, and it will probably be bloodless, but I can’t necessarily say the same about piss
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Ian Miles Schlong
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Inspiring
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Tiny Brontosaurus
@tinybronto.bsky.social
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I suppose every fascist movement has its Leni Riefenstahl
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ɔısnɯ snıʇɐuƃı
@ignatiusmusic.bsky.social
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Evangelicals: "He's god's imperfect vessel"
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Ian Miles Schlong
@tedcruznipples.com
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We need to speak to the manager
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Chantal James
@chantalalive.bsky.social
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I'd love that. Personally I find the apocalypse a bit of a drag & rather energetically demanding. A time out would be great.
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Ian Miles Schlong
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They are breaking down. I just saw somebody call Trump “gay” because of this post. I’m not sure his campaign can recover from this. The GOP should consider running a replacement.
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Ian Miles Schlong
@tedcruznipples.com
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And @GeorgeBo0bs
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Tiny Brontosaurus
@tinybronto.bsky.social
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awful that a username as good as "little guy enjoyer" is wasted on a chud
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XaiaX ̆̈
@xaiax.net
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It would be so god damned funny if the “he must step aside” discourse was from the ground up on the right the way it’s rich idiot down on the left.
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Jen in Motion
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“Trump supporters want him to overthrow democracy” isn’t a story I guess
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Ian Miles Schlong
@tedcruznipples.com
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They should give us a mental health week from the apocalypse
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Ian Miles Schlong
@tedcruznipples.com
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We can just pretend the editorials aren’t there kind of like how Trump tried to pretend covid wasn’t there
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Ian Miles Schlong
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Goth Music Latin America
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Common Nick L
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Serenity Now!
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Amazing. Trump has better political instincts than these clowns. They know he’s lying — just like we know he’s lying — but they’re upset that he won’t publicly embrace their fascist playbook.
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Ian Miles Schlong
@tedcruznipples.com
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They are breaking down. I just saw somebody call Trump “gay” because of this post. I’m not sure his campaign can recover from this. The GOP should consider running a replacement.
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Ted Knaz
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He deserves to rot in hell
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Ian Miles Schlong
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I’m pretty sure they’d run with the “she slept her way to the top in CA” narrative the right is currently cooking up which would be way dirtier than even “Biden old”
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Ian Miles Schlong
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Same I actually thought this guy was doing a thing 😩😩😩
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Ian Miles Schlong
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If Trump knows nothing about Project 2025, the right should be very concerned about his mental acuity and fitness to serve. It’s a big deal for conservatives and oft discussed. Not knowing about it indicates that he’s completely uninformed on the issues facing our nation.
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J L Sanford
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To say nothing of those he didn’t even pay for (he’s a bit of a deadbeat).
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Ian Miles Schlong
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So many that he’s regretting them now because he could use the extra votes
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Ian Miles Schlong
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Abortion for me, not for thee…
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Daniel Roberts
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A few observations: 1) it was filed in April 2016, before Trump was president, and likely was in the works before he was even a candidate, so NOT a political hit; 2) the similarities with the Carroll case are striking; 3) Democratic elites will continue to be more offended by Biden’s age than this.
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Hunter
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Hey NYT, we're gonna need seven consecutive stories about how this disqualifies the coup-attempting felon from the presidency, if you can pry anyone off the measuring-Biden-for-his-casket beat.
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Steve King
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Fucking hell
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Ian Miles Schlong
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In a surprise move, the Trump campaign announces Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino as V.P. nominee
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Ian Miles Schlong
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Not necessarily, but he is the presumptive Republican nominee this year
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Alex
@arh820.bsky.social
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Still have no idea how this didn’t both end his political career and have him put in jail
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PlaceboMessiah
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katie was interviewed here, ca. 2016
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jpst...
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Stephen Webb
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remember when this dropped at like 1 am and i saw it and i couldn't sleep for two hours and i have to warn people about pretty graphic descriptions of sexual violence
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Ian Miles Schlong
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That would be much better
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Ian Miles Schlong
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In Opinion: Why Op-Ed Sections In Newspapers Are Complete Bullshit
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Molly (No longer 🔵)
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"it's over (again)" Lol
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Ian Miles Schlong
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They know that, but they’re still ashamed he has to sweep it under the rug publicly
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hammancheez
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this is doubly hilarious because I invite yall to picture a world in which Trump is given a plan that says he can fire whoever he wants and he says 'no I disagree and disavow this plan'
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Ian Miles Schlong
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The right is now having its own meltdown because Trump can’t make becoming Hitler his official campaign stance
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Marla 🏳️⚧️
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*gives an anime peace sign and wink as I break my knee in 4 places*
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Chantal James
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She so me.
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Ian Miles Schlong
@tedcruznipples.com
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Never doubt yourself
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Ian Miles Schlong
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😳
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Ian Miles Schlong
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Ian Miles Schlong
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Doctor: Hi, Mrs. Trump? It's about your son, Donald. Mrs. Trump: Oh good heavens, what's the matter? Doctor: There's no easy way to tell you this... he's a jackass, ma'am. Mrs. Trump. Oh dear! What should we do? Doctor: ...You're going to have to put him down. I'm sorry. Mrs. Trump: ...Sad!
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Ian Miles Schlong
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Under a second Trump administration, the Surgeon General will be disgraced former Yankee great Alex Rodriguez
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Persisting
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Content warning. This should be top news on every news site. Just horrific. A link to the court doc is in the comments. Why hasn't trump been arrested for this??
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Ian Miles Schlong
@tedcruznipples.com
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reskeet with a tweet you still think about
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Ian Miles Schlong
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I think about them often lol
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