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Steve Middlebrook

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FinTech attorney. Principal at Middlebrook LLC. Interests: prepaid cards, payments, earned wage access, civil rights, Native American and Inuit art, old photographs, chipmunks.


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How Green Was My Valley of the Dolls.

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So the debate was a false flag operation? That wasn’t Biden speaking but rather an operative from the deep state made up to look like Biden?

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Certain hair styles are not compatible with zero gravity.

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Certain hair styles are not compatible with zero gravity.

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Why do the kids all have misshapened heads?

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Justice Department shuts down Russian government social media bot farm of a thousand fake accounts on Twitter (X) used to transmit Russian propaganda and sow discord in the US.

www.justice.gov/opa/pr/justi...

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What an idiot.

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🎶🎵🎶 “They will know we are Christians by our love, by our love. They will know we are Christians by our love.”

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Maybe he wears because it reminds him of this Members Only commercial from 1988.
youtu.be/PXk5j96ZZ18?...

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🎶🎵🎶 “They will know we are Christians by our love, by our love. They will know we are Christians by our love.”

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Careful at the dinner table. Trotsky will elbow you and take the last of the potatoes.

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I think the penalty for traitors is they should have to buy and drive a Cybertruck

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Looks like there are 6 Walmarts in Vermont.

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🎵🎶🎵 Whatsoever you print on a t-shirt or ha-a-at, That you will put on a mug. 🎵🎶🎵

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He’s on a journey from “invalid handle” to “changed handle” to “improved handle” to “fucking glorious handle” at which point he will ascend unto heaven and take his rightful place at the t-shirt stand of our father.

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A much better idea. He should sign a copy of the Declaration of Independence detailing the crimes of the King, praising individual liberty, and claiming our personal freedom from tyrants both foreign and domestic. Signing such a document would be viewed as a crime by King George and King Donald.

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If he’d worn a condom — maybe. But raw dogging it is definitely unofficial.

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Harass a manatee in violation of the Marine Mammal Protection Act of 1972.

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You’ve been upgraded to “changed handle.” Give it time and maybe you’ll reach “improved handle” or even “fabulous handle.”

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Perhaps this should be categorized as a Conservative Self-Own rather than a Bad Medical Take.

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Anyone know a good real estate agent in Vancouver or Toronto?

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Absolutely wild that the court accuses the dissent of "fearmongering" with "extreme hypotheticals" when the actual basis for the indictment is a coup attempt that led to an attack on the capitol

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Exquisite.

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Plus, when you sneak in your own kitten, she isn’t drenched in that awful artificial butter.

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“But he’s so cute. I’ll just scratch his head. Besides, cats really like me. “

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The beauty of Bsky is that I don’t feel the need to waste time or energy trying to discern what he might be saying — I just block him and carry on.

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I watched Queer as Folk reruns on showtime.

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Total scum. I still don’t understand how he avoided prison. Same with Ernest Istook, who was the Repub representative for the part of Oklahoma where I grew up. Also a lying grifter who should have gone to jail.

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So as long as payment for the official act is paid in arrears, it’s not a bribe?

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I was raised Catholic and I can remember our priest opposing prayer in school because, as he put it, “you know that prayer ain’t gonna be a Hail Mary.”

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You’ve obviously never had to research the Guano Islands Act.

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Sadly, it was too late for her.

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Supreme Court Will Hear Challenge to Tennessee’s Transgender Health Care Ban brought by Lambda Legal and ACLU with the United States on Behalf of Transgender Youth, Their Families and Their Doctors.
lambdalegal.org/newsroom/lw_...

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Yes, if there is evidence he misused campaign funds then investigate, and if warranted, prosecute him. But please, would someone also nail him for being the White House drug dealer!

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With a special upgrade package (which Tesla will never sell), your Cybertruck can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, and never let you forget you’re a man. And also never pay child support.

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I enjoy watching the Deadliest Catch with my daughter Opilio and my son Bairdi.

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Fauci is only a villain to lying sociopaths. The NYT should be ashamed to publish such nonsense.

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Do you have experience hacking into phones? I think that was a requirement.

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Red Man eventually recognized the racial insensitivity of its name and logo and changed the brand name to America's Best Chew …….. in 2022.

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Here is me and Toby as a kitten circa 1970 in Bartlesville.

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Get my hopes up and then just leave me hanging.

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OMG, I grew up in Bartlesville, OK where this pic was taken.

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Breaking news: Louisiana parents group sues the state in federal court in New Orleans seeking to stop the required posting of the 10 commandments in school classrooms. The Fifth Circuit quickly intervenes and transfers the case to Amarillo, TX.

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Breaking news: Louisiana parents group sues the state in federal court in New Orleans seeking to stop the required posting of the 10 commandments in school classrooms. The Fifth Circuit quickly intervenes and transfers the case to Amarillo, TX.

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I loved Risky Business too.

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I loved Risky Business too.

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