Martin (@stormmartinebfg.bsky.social)

Martin @stormmartinebfg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:29 UTC

If we sign him we *absolutely* need to rewrite Baby Lasagna's Rim Tim Tagi Dim to be his ECS song

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Martin @stormmartinebfg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 18:27 UTC

For Whom the Bel Paese Tolls

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Martin @stormmartinebfg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 23:46 UTC

Whalestorm

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Martin @stormmartinebfg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 05:20 UTC

Your sleep never felt so good (so good! So good! So good!)

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Martin @stormmartinebfg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 05:19 UTC

I’m so glad to know I’m not a curse to the team.

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Martin @stormmartinebfg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 19:49 UTC

This is me attempting to not post about the massive despair and anger at people I'm feeling right now

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Martin @stormmartinebfg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 19:47 UTC

Make a band bready: Electric Doughboy

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Martin @stormmartinebfg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 20:03 UTC

Taking bets on whether I even survive until November. (Surviving after November? I mean, *I* wouldn't bet on staying around that long myself)

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Martin @stormmartinebfg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 23:23 UTC

Holy crap. Got my lease renewal email and they're wanting only $50/month extra to renew. For where I live, that is VERY reasonable, especially since it won't mean 6 months of planning to move stress.

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Martin @stormmartinebfg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 19:37 UTC

The “sensitive gifted child to ADHD and/or autism” pipeline is so fucking real.

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Martin @stormmartinebfg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 04:41 UTC

So… I left when it was 2-0. I don’t know whether to be furious at myself for leaving or believing I’m a curse to the team when I’m there. Maybe both.

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Martin @stormmartinebfg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 03:36 UTC

Point them out, I’ll throw hands

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Martin @stormmartinebfg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 19:43 UTC

(For the Eurovision fam who aren't aware, a TikToker started a campaign to stream this song as much as possible today to get it to reach virality much like Snap did 2 years ago.)

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Martin @stormmartinebfg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 19:40 UTC

Happy We Will Rave Day to all who celebrate.

t.co/8yOC9ilLao

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Martin @stormmartinebfg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 16:31 UTC

My people

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Martin @stormmartinebfg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 05:27 UTC

I had to look it up or it was gonna bother me… over 300 minutes. Rusnák vs. RSL on May 29th.

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Martin @stormmartinebfg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 02:47 UTC

So if he's still on the team next year, and I'm still around next year... I'm gonna have to get Rothrock on my next jersey, aren't I?

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Martin @stormmartinebfg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 22:45 UTC

Recently saw my doc and he was like "you're at that age where it's colonoscopy time" and I'm like... let's push that out as far as we can, shall we?

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Martin @stormmartinebfg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 04:53 UTC

So I guess I need to have a mental breakdown pre-match for the boys to win? I mean, I know I don’t have much time left, so I’m willing to take that on for everyone I guess?

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Martin @stormmartinebfg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 23:09 UTC

Had a breakdown just now so I guess I won’t be going to the match after all!

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Martin @stormmartinebfg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 17:59 UTC

Why tf am I having panic attacks about going to the match today?

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Martin @stormmartinebfg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 21:46 UTC

Make a band milder. Steam-Powered Callboy

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Martin @stormmartinebfg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 04:07 UTC

There’s a certain irony in wanting to post here explaining how bad things really are for me right now, yet I can’t seem to get past the depression and brain fog to do it. So that’s fun!

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Martin @stormmartinebfg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 20:47 UTC

I consider it a personal win if I get the hardest connection before it defaults to being the last one left.

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Martin @stormmartinebfg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 05:19 UTC

Once again asking if anyone wants my Sounders tickets for the remainder of the season, for free. Yes I am absolutely serious at this point. The team that once saved my life is now greatly contributing to my spiraling mental health.

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Martin @stormmartinebfg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 16:38 UTC

At the doctor and he’s like “your X and Y are well-controlled but with everything else you’ve mentioned… it’s not a good pathway” and it’s like duh, I know that. But I also can’t be like “I know I don’t have much time left” because… grippy sock vacation? Absolutely not.

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Martin @stormmartinebfg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 17:11 UTC

Can the FBI hit Greystar next?

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Martin @stormmartinebfg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 17:10 UTC

"the provenance of the milkshake" is such a lovely turn of phrase

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Martin @stormmartinebfg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 02, 2024 at 17:52 UTC

I may be going through a rough mental health patch right now, but at least I just bought my tickets for TwitchCon.

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Martin @stormmartinebfg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 18:41 UTC

A reminder: instead of giving money to giant corporations this Pride month who do nothing but slap a rainbow profile pic on your social media... you can give money to me, a gay, directly.

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Martin @stormmartinebfg.bsky.social
[ View ] May 31, 2024 at 13:13 UTC

I got no substantiative sleep last night and I’ve been having dissociative breaks from reality all week, AMA

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Martin @stormmartinebfg.bsky.social
[ View ] May 24, 2024 at 10:12 UTC

Babymetal and Electric Callboy collaborated… I AM FREAKING OUT SO HARD RIGHT NOW

youtu.be/EDnIEWyVIlE?...

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Martin @stormmartinebfg.bsky.social
[ View ] May 23, 2024 at 07:16 UTC

Nowhere near fit nor an influencer, but for what it's worth I quite like mine.

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Martin @stormmartinebfg.bsky.social
[ View ] May 23, 2024 at 05:04 UTC

Watching that backflip I realized that (someone correct me if I'm wrong) we haven't had a Sounder backflip celly since Bwana did one 6 years ago.

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Martin @stormmartinebfg.bsky.social
[ View ] May 23, 2024 at 04:58 UTC

Despite being unable to emotionally handle going to matches lately, I'm considering an away trip for the Open Cup quarterfinals. I never said I was sane.

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Martin @stormmartinebfg.bsky.social
[ View ] May 22, 2024 at 05:36 UTC

Discovering that Utada Hikaru re-recorded Simple and Clean is fantastic. Doing some research and discovering their first version of the song was 22 years ago absolutely is not.

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Martin @stormmartinebfg.bsky.social
[ View ] May 16, 2024 at 20:52 UTC

Wonderful news, and well deserved!

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Martin @stormmartinebfg.bsky.social
[ View ] May 15, 2024 at 22:09 UTC

I'm seeing upstate/downstate NY discourse in my timeline and BOY HOWDY do I want to jump in but I'm refraining.

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Martin @stormmartinebfg.bsky.social
[ View ] May 12, 2024 at 22:58 UTC

“Let me know”? What the hell, Martin… let it be known

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Martin @stormmartinebfg.bsky.social
[ View ] May 12, 2024 at 22:58 UTC

Thank you, Rommel. Despite my flippant post, let me know that I’ll gladly take what I can get.

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Martin @stormmartinebfg.bsky.social
[ View ] May 12, 2024 at 22:55 UTC

Between the Eurovision result yesterday and Sounders result today, I’m fully convinced the universe wants to tease me with tiny bits of happiness at this point.

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Martin @stormmartinebfg.bsky.social
[ View ] May 11, 2024 at 22:47 UTC

Thank you, Switzerland, for saving Eurovision.

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Martin @stormmartinebfg.bsky.social
[ View ] May 11, 2024 at 16:51 UTC

Oh Hales, I'm so, so sorry.

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Martin @stormmartinebfg.bsky.social
[ View ] May 11, 2024 at 15:48 UTC

Man… the Eurovision final is gonna be a MESS today. And I have to prepare for giving up Eurovision entirely based on how the results go, so that’s wonderful. Man, i really need to make that post that’s in my head because I am NOT okay. I’m losing everything that gives me joy this year.

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Martin @stormmartinebfg.bsky.social
[ View ] May 10, 2024 at 00:46 UTC

Running order for the Eurovision Grand Final has been determined and We Will Rave is closing the show. Hell. Yes.

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Martin @stormmartinebfg.bsky.social
[ View ] May 09, 2024 at 21:26 UTC

Some of the countries that qualified from today’s Eurovision semifinal were CHOICES, i tell you what

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Martin @stormmartinebfg.bsky.social
[ View ] May 09, 2024 at 05:32 UTC

So the team is really only gonna win this season if I'm not there and not watching? Cool.

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Martin @stormmartinebfg.bsky.social
[ View ] May 09, 2024 at 05:15 UTC

PKs? At Starfire? Groundbreaking.

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Martin @stormmartinebfg.bsky.social
[ View ] May 01, 2024 at 01:26 UTC

...and the anxiety and depression spiral has returned. It was nice to feel normal for that half an hour.

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Martin @stormmartinebfg.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 02:39 UTC

I feel *incredibly* called out right now. I feel sad that I won’t be seeing my friends for a while, but I’ve made no secret of the fact that my mental health has been rock bottom lately and the team’s form is absolutely contributing to that.

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