STRUMPET❗️ @strumpet.bsky.social

I hear we got that super modern direct message tech here now… do me a favor an DO NOT start your message with ‘hey’.

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NutMeg @casuallychaotic.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 02, 2024 at 22:04 UTC

It's lucky we're not on a more immature social media platform, otherwise you'd have just invited hundreds of people to DM you with messages reading only "Hey". 😄

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Bobby!!! @robtarange.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 16:52 UTC

*ahem* "My Dearest Strumpet...."

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STRUMPET❗️ @strumpet.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 02, 2024 at 19:24 UTC

Ok. You can do hey. But you better follow that shit up at least 2-3 cohernt sentances that let me know u were born after 1987, preferably sometime between 1967-1976 😏

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STRUMPET❗️ @strumpet.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 02, 2024 at 18:34 UTC

I still occasionaly go on fetlife. If anyone there opens with ‘hey’ and no additional words…I go nuclear on their sorry ass

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Pot Shop Boy @potshopboy.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 02, 2024 at 18:30 UTC

What about

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bud (with a lower case b) @gotsomebluebud.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 02, 2024 at 19:11 UTC

How bout "Hay"?

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@drankydoodledaandy.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 02, 2024 at 18:27 UTC

I dont even start a message

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