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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you

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At like 15, ate an entire pineapple. New rule: Never eat anything bigger than your head.

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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient's avatar Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social
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A variation of #22 on the Evil Overlord list. "No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head."

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John Kennedy's avatar John Kennedy @micefearboggis.bsky.social
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With all the spikes and armour plates and whatnot?

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Sagittarius A*'s avatar Sagittarius A* @sagastar.bsky.social
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thats a great way to tenderize yourself

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