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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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Little known secret: The prime directive is fifty three.
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Amateur astronomer - Astronomy for Everyone show since 2009 www.youtube.com/c/astronomyforeveryone
Writing a book. Have dogs.
Tell jokes - I used to tell dad jokes. Sometimes he'd laugh.
Something with computers for a living.
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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Little known secret: The prime directive is fifty three.
#joke
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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Train tracks are an example of parallel lines, that can cross.
#joke
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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What do we want?
Respectful Discourse.
When do we want it?
Now would be agreeable to me, but I am interested in your opinion.
#joke
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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What do we want?
Evidence based medicine!
Why do we want it?
I'm sick of this.
#joke
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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In the current "your candidate is too old" back & forth, Jon is only 61. I'd vote for him.
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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If i recall, Northwest air (called it NorthWorst due to their less than excellent customer support) bought Delta outright, then used that name. Still here? Diabetic passenger denied food due to multiple poor excuses went into coma in flight. An example of many.
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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I do corny dad-humor. It seems to help. Perhaps i should engage in some Jon Stewart like political humor. It's a new genre for me, but i could be ready for it.
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Helen Kennedy
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When polling doesn't fit the narrative
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jon rosenberg
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I have a daily game I like to play. It's called "Don't Give In To Despair And Fling Yourself Off A Cliff." I am very good at it, I've won almost every day for decades now. I recommend it to everyone, it's fun
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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Proud to be number 666. Nero would be proud as well, if he weren't dead... for nearly 2000 years.
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Helen
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Rep AOC: Today, I introduced articles of impeachment against Supreme Court Justices Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito. Read my full statement
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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College cross country practices are 15 miles 2x/day. Was told, "run a mile, eat a donut, & you're even". Practices = 9k calories. My diet was about 2500, & gained 10 lbs in 12 weeks. Had fat to lose, didn't. Calorie estimates are now ~3k/day. Need to measure dragons, not extrapolate.
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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Laura Fry 🇨🇦
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Good lord. 900 pages of how they are going to destroy civilization and they still haven’t told us everything? I wonder if history could shed some light on what they are planning? (Sarcasm)
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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As for fire fuel, suppose a dragon could eat (drink?) tar pits.
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Stephen Walker he, him
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Mainstream Media, Some "Democrats" and Russian and Chinese Bot Farms - in harmony - "but, but Biden is 5 years older than Trump"
www.rawstory.com/biden-debate...
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Goldstein the Hon
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Once again I cannot stress enough: do not piss off the furries.
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Daniel Malmer
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In semiotics, "floating signifier" means a word or term that has no agreed-upon meaning. "Liberal" is a great example of that. So is "democracy."
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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Don't have diabetes (yet) and am not morbidly obese. This is still troubling.
text.npr.org/nx-s1-5006103
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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Intermediate black hole candidate.
text.npr.org/nx-s1-5033974
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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Paramount. Hmm.
text.npr.org/nx-s1-5033783
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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Experienced the high desert in Arizona, 121 F. We were going hiking, had lots of water, etc. 100 yards down the trail i asked where we were going. Between those two hills and round back of the right one. No, we're not going to make it there, much less back. We turned and left. Had lots of water.
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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Haven't been to Texas other than drive through for decades. Suppose the fire ants are thriving. Got ample warning about them so never experienced how they got their name. I like it hot, but not so much that i'd prefer fire ants.
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Sweetie π
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I lost my glasses awhile ago so I have no idea what the last 6300 posts were about
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Richard Littler
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Unbelieveable! Sony Music Entertainment has made a copyright claim on the music in a YouTube video I uploaded years ago. I wrote/recorded the music myself on an old untuned piano in my in-law's house! And the kids playing sample is from a copyright-free audio library
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OO2...
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Jack
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I’ve had better decades
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rail enthusiast wife Daria
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When you order breakfast but what comes out is green eggs and ham, you know the place definitely has a seuss chef working the kitchen
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Taniel
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Something people are sleeping on: One of the 4 state justices who voted to make abortion illegal in Iowa in late June, David May, is up for retention this fall.
This was a 4-3 decision.
One of 3 states in which justices who upheld bans this year are up: boltsmag.org/your-state-b...
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Louisa
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It’s weird that Trump doesn’t have a running mate yet, right? Like I feel like if Biden didn’t have a running mate that would be on the front page of every newspaper every day
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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Here in Michigan, we have only two seasons. Winter and Construction. For the record, Winter is losing.
#joke
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.
math pickup lines #joke
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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Old programming wizards never die, they just recurse.
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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My doctor told me I shouldn't work out until I'm in better shape. -Steven Wright
Most people are so lazy, they don't even exercise good judgement! -Alfred E. Neuman
People have been asking for tips, so here it is. My exercise secret. I have a 2-story house & a very bad memory! -Betty White
#joke
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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Looked up a new-to-me term and landed on this page. A must read.
www.alexlowery.co.uk/12-things-to...
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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If space is a vacuum who changes the bags?
Dyson changed space to be a bagless vacuum.
From all the freeze dried foods, compacted washcloths, and other miniaturized accouterments used by astronauts, it seems there is very little space in space.
#joke
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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Does Einstein's equation E = M*C^2 break the speed limit? After all, C^2 is way bigger than C.
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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The real pro-crastinator says this: Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off for good.
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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Are you sure you know what planet they're on?
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Not kidding; wish I was
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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Just as well. Thunderstorms start at 2 am. I'm a bit skeptical, because the prediction was for thunderstorms starting at 2 pm, 6 hrs ago. So, maybe.
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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According to Quantum Mechanics, nothing is impossible.
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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It's supposed to rain continuously for the next 16 hours here, courtesy of the remains of Beryl. So far, it's like a sprinkler, but free.
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Wm Matthew
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Read the writing on the wall.... You wrote it. Never forget that. The Internet won't...
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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Here's a time and effort saving Pro Tip:
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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An Ontological Argument: Define God as a perfect being. Lack of existence is an imperfection. Therefore God exists. A canonical counter argument: Nothing is better than complete happiness. A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Therefore, a ham sandwich is better than complete happiness.
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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Would hope to see one of these soon, but it will be raining here for the foreseeable future.
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e.w. niedermeyer
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So the more I see of this, the more I respect it. The Cybertruck is so unrelentingly and singularly absurd that the only sane aesthetic response is to heap yet more absurdity on top. This exudes a level of "you're locked in here with me" energy that you don't often get the opportunity to witness.
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Phil Plait
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(ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease^∞)
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Dillon of the Birch Forest
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That's the cost of a librarian salary for a couple of years plus new books
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