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Hangman Page Apologist Jen

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Policy Wonk. Member of the Spider Leadership. Just here to talk pro rasslin' because everything else is a trash fire. Hangman Page has never done anything wrong in his whole life. she/her


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I don't think it's age appropriate for me to lust after him but I appreciate that he's a good sport.

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He tries.

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Between this and his Hey! EW appearance, he's been on a run of being adorable.

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Meanwhile, there's this adorable jerk. Listen, I only bring the good parts of Twitter to you. 🤼‍♂️

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That seems to be the least of her crimes.

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Mina weighs in on tonight's betrayal: 🤼‍♂️

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So many questions!

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Aw, that makes me kind of more sad!

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Like, is she disappointed that the polycule thing isn't going to pan out? Was she in on it? We need to know.

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He totally brainwashed Marlena and that wasn't cool.

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Ishii showing up to do Ishii things always makes my day brighter.

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Mine absolutely told me to be quiet when her stories were on. It probably explains why I like my rasslin' soap operas.

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Special shout-out to Double J for understanding the rules of the heel tunnel and looking for Hangman to come out from it.

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Was it all a lie? Is the allure of the glory of gold greater than love? What does Mina have to say about this? These are the days of our lives. 🤼‍♂️

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I picture her coming out, watching Mariah grab the title with murder in her eyes and just backing away slowly.

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I thought it was borderline impossible to have a bad showing against Samoa Joe and yet here we were.

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It was and I was only thinking of Jericho and the Acclaimed.

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You have my sword.

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Now I ship it.

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I feel like he'll be fed up long before that, especially if they don't allow him a win in B&G...

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I questioned why Bryan/Hangman went on first. Now we know. Goddamn, what an ending. Let's forget the middle of this show happened. 🤼‍♂️

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Love is dead. 🤼‍♂️

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I love it so hard.

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So so excellent.

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Wembley that shit.

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The gear in this women's match is SO GOOD. 🤼‍♂️

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I hope we're saving it for the inevitable match that they have because Hangman hates everyone now, including his 'friends' who never cared what happened to him.

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Only mildly disappointed that Okada didn't call Hangman 'bitch.' 🤼‍♂️

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I MEAN.

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She consistently asks him invasive questions and was in the hallway where he needed to be. She shouldn't have obstructed the flow of traffic.

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I'm happy for Hanger in Blood and Guts but, uh, Okada vs. Hangman singles match when? 🤼‍♂️

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No good can come of it.

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The IMF and the World Bank is a total anti-semitic conspiracy theory but the Switzerland part confuses me.

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The Switzerland part confused me. In general, I feel it's best to avoid talking about the World Bank.

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I know there are World Bank ones that are total dog whistles but the Switzerland part continues to confound me.

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I feel like I'm pretty up on these things!

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Don calling Switzerland a fabrication of the World Bank. Is that some weird conspiracy theory that I'm not up on? Should I be mad? 🤼‍♂️

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There is no possible way for this to do anything but rule.

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Ishii and Claudio just trading blows is my happy place.

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Save us Claudio, Pac, Kyle and Ishii. 🤼‍♂️

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I said the 4 way was gonna fuck too.

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Aw, gotta give the dogs some pets.

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That international 4 way looks like it'll fuck too.

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Woof. At least the 4 way and the ladies will save us.

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Remember that awesome Bryan/Hangman match? That was fun, wasn't it? And nothing happened after. 🤼‍♂️

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imagine having a bad match with samoa joe 🤼

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Nigel is in a bad mood and making it everyone's problem.

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Adam Cole was involved in that, yes.

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Team TNA on the Briscoe farm might be an all timer segment for me so his employment was worth it just for that.

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It would be a logistical nightmare.

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