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Clooney is the enemy du jour. Democrats continuing to ostracize, determined to splinter and destroy their party simply because some don’t want a cult. WAAAAAAHHHH! THEY DON’T LOVE DEAR LEADER! Unbelievably sad. The fragility

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Thanks for the post

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Heat exhaustion. I could not cool down. Even when taken into air conditioning, ice packs on me…it took over an hour for my body to not be hot. I’m not allowed to work until Monday. I’m fucked

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Heat exhaustion. I could not cool down. Even when taken into air conditioning, ice packs on me…it took over an hour for my body to not be hot. I’m not allowed to work until Monday. I’m fucked

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I’m fucked

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I originally thought I’d be back to work at the end of the week, but they now don’t want me to, because of risk in this heat. It makes sense.

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*********** HELP? ************* I hate doing this. I’m mortified, but no choice Struck with heat exhaustion, so can’t work until Monday. The lost income leaves me without food & the food bank was kinda barren. I guess I could use $100 or so. Can pay back but may need some time to do so DM open

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Damn. That’s a terrible attempt at a roast. I hope he accepts my offer of assistance. I’m a giver.

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Too tired for more than the most basic thought lol

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You think I’m heavenly! i better put more clothes on. That should help kill the thirst

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See below 👇 Banned/Challenged: portrays unnatural depictions of animals speaking and acting like humans. Churches: proven & self-admitted rapists were moved within various churches & allowed to maintain leadership positions Tell me which causes more harm to a developing mind.

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Is it me? Am I making you thirsty? I’m sorry Damn this power I wield!

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Regardless of what apparatus your partner has, MAKE OUT WITH IT like it's the last time you'll have access.

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Whiskey Alpha November November Alpha Sierra Charlie Romeo Echo Whiskey?

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14 years old. Kidnapped. Murdered. Dismembered Don’t dismiss the need to stand up for the trans community. This is what happens because of hate. This is what will happen more if the many remain ambivalent or silent against hate.

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I think I was the only one to reply with that, which I find baffling

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Someone tweeted “Pussy slimed his croc.” That, of course, prompted me to google “croc penis” and I wound up seeing massive crocodile cock and croc balls, the latter causing me to further lose hope for humanity. I hate the internet 😖 And I love it 😂

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What kind of people think forcing animals into dangerous situations, that often lead to their painful deaths, is “entertaining?”
The Calgary Stampede is cruel and disgusting. Always has been.
And fuck you if you think it’s “not a big deal.”

calgary.ctvnews.ca/two-animals-...

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Fine. Let’s do this again and this time I’ll give you one option where you don’t have to debase yourself. *************************************** LET’S PLAY “What Do You Want To Do To Me?”

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Those who comment might get blocked

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Let’s Play “What Do You Want To Do To Me?”

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Actually you probably remember all this, right Tobin?

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Oh sorry. “Before opening” Anyway, now you know about the no soul/automatic door thing

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Were they ghosts? Vampires maybe? I understand those won’t open if you don’t have a soul.

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Compassion and understanding - which I held onto for several months - simply ignoring, because she was obviously unwell and not someone I should hate….. did not work at all. Eventually, the compassion left. I hit my limit when threats to female friends I spoke to online began. Gloves came off

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I’ve been spontaneously breaking out in tears bawling all the time over and over again for no good reasons for a couple days now. These are the days I hate being me most of all.

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Definitely not. Such revelations are limited to the floors of Barnes & Noble

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But enough about me. I’ve been free of her since December. There was one brief scare of return since but she quickly retreated. I’m guessing she’s back on meds. But Tobin….see? It could be worse! lol If you want, I can tell you what did and didn’t work for me. Just DM

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She created elaborate backstories of “our history together” to enable the delusion ***I’d never met this woman. Had said maybe 10 words to get in a reply. Apparently, she’d been “talking to me” through locked accounts (so I never saw) for months before that one reply of mine bc

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In my case, she was quite off. She said she’d had a vision while she was in a bookstore which told her that I was her boyfriend. And she went with that. Relentlessly. A vision in a bookstore.

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My stalker lady created almost 200 accounts in order to keep coming back

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Shitty. Good luck with that. I had one on twitter for 7 or 8 months. An unbalanced, off the meds, previously involuntarily committed, known to police, harassing of my friends type of stalker. Managed to be rid of her when I got angry enough & started harassing back.

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I mean, i see people on here seeking aid for all their rent and bills every month, and, often, getting it. I’m not judging. I’m sure there are reasons & I wish them well. But that gives hope that there might be someone who’d help me w/$50 to eat for a week, but not even reposts for me. Depressing

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Damn I feel like a fucking loser

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IT IS BY ONLY SHOWING BLANKET APPROVAL FOR, AND NEVER CRITICIZING ANYTHING OF, DEAR LEADER, THAT WE CAN SAVE DEMOCRACY!!!!!1 (Slightly extrapolated lol. Just slightly)

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*********** HELP? ************* I was sent home today with heat exhaustion & work won’t let me back for a few days. So I’ve lost the income I needed to simply buy food. I’ll eat cheap for a few days, but that still means I need maybe $50-60. Can anyone help? DM open.

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Generally, I wind up crying a lot

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If I had a properly functioning mind, I wouldn’t be on social media. It’s bad for me & just another addiction. When I’m depressed, it’s a low-effort escape. When I have anxiety, my mind sometimes just “locks up” and I get stuck here. I can’t explain that. But in the end, it makes me feel empty.

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