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🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️| Freelance Journalist for hire | she/her | Once, the Olympics in RJ. | Bylines all over; the Mets break me regularly | Sydneyerinwrites at gmail dot com Discord: sydneybauer


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Me: The Mets being in Pittsburgh during anthrocon when cutch is just going to go nuclear right after they had a hot gay June is my mercury being permanently in retrograde. My therapist: I asked if you had headphones for auditory EMDR processing?

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I have friends abroad on vacation sending me fernet Friday photos. What is YOUR excuse for not joining the movement?

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Yoooooo

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I’ve given up

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I mean the reform gains are absolutely horrifying and the worst possible form of labour is getting a 200 seat majority but also it’s so fucking compelling when you get into the nitty gritty

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Lmao Barnsley south Labour hold lfggggg

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Me here: let’s go Mets :)) Me in the group chat: okay so the exit poll clearly is not accurate seat by seat showing under polling for the right in the north of England and over polling for reform everywhere. If we look at Barnsley North…

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Grill is on. Steaks and scallops prepped. Rose poured. Brandon Sproat starting in AA. We are so back ladies.

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Less vote share than Corbyn fyi. Wish that meant fucking anything to them.

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Going from conservative PM Theresa May in 2017 mounting a full throated defense of self-ID to Labour prime minister Kier Starmer in 2024 saying trans women can’t use a woman’s changing room….is fuckin’ something for sure.

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Literally my first thought

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We got one hit this is a crime

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Typing “Rishi Sunak Dorley Hall Basement arc post GE” in the politics nerds group chat just to see what kind of reactions I get

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The whole greatest country on earth shit is overblown but also the New York Mets are playing baseball at 11 am on our country’s national holiday so maybe they’re on to something

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Thought about it a minute ago then forgot what I was thinking sorry

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Someone told me doing this as an amateur is like a form of self harm and this was my response

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Letting the boys know I’m installing carpet on my own (stair runner)

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I believe the way to move America forward together is simple: we talk more about the New York Mets.

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Joe Biden gets bumped from the team icier by the Democratic Party then goes on Rogan and becomes an anti cancel culture guy. Helluva third act.

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Like ignoring the fact this did not happen, she sounds so fucking deranged. And so many make her writing their personality.

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(This is irl)

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And people say comedy is dead

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hey babe you're wonderful and whatever cough suppressant you have on hand is going to save you. I know you're going to get through it

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Fuck yesssssssszsssssss

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Sometimes we’ll be practicing and a national team boat rows by because they’re out there early, and I just get to be in awe watching people row so beautifully. And then I remember how much my finish timing sucks.

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I think he came at the perfect time. So yes. But also their pitching luck was ATROCIOUS in May. Something had to just break their way

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I hope you’re right

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I hope one day people do a discourse about me where it’s like “yeah our convos kinda tapered off and also she really would not SHUT UP about the Mets like we fucking get it you’re depressed and they don’t help”

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The New York Times wants to pick the president and they probably can.

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They’re mad his admin doesn’t leak and they pounced the second there was an opening nationally. They’re the Globo of America and it’s 1964.

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Kamala really thinks we should go with Mitch this season she’s learned nothing it’s very distressing.

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Sorry everyone just got exclusive audio of the Biden family summit and it’s just 94 minutes of them breaking down how the Knicks can still sign Isiah Hartenstein despite being a hard capped team.

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THE! NIMSTER!!!!

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open.spotify.com/album/2xGUlj...

If you actually want me as a friend you will listen to this all summer too

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I would like to talk about Francisco Alvarez

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Hahahahaha this sucks man

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So did anything happen last night? I went to bed so I could go rowing.

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I spent the last two days furiously texting my dad and half sister “The Mets are the MOMENT” as they beat their Yankees over and over

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The Knicks doing prudent offseason moves early before free agency starts? In this economy???

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You don’t get up at 430 am at least three times a week to work out in a way that requires both the mental and physical discipline of things most people can’t comprehend? Skill issue.

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Me when I explain the hobby I do and the hell it puts my body through:

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starter pack? more like start her back up at your place of employment because i need a job. Is this anything?

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oh no they're bringing back top 8; we are so fucked

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people are processing it feels like

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Sometimes you just need someone drunk on power going "no shut the fuck up for 48 hours, you dolt." Solves a lot of stupidity just disengaging.

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The creators of social media wanted forums without mods and this is the world they have created and it sucks so fucking much.

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They actually traded a bunch of picks in two drafts for those. Our roster has been full the last 2 years we didn’t draft anyone in 2022 or 2023 really. Goal was to stock pile assets for this offseason when Mitchell didn’t come.

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Wait til you realize the Knicks could still essentially recoup a 2025 and 2026 first based on the protected firsts they own right now. We have so many picks.

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Watch the Washington pick hit next year once they make some moves. That would be something if we ended up with like 16 overall after all this.

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