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Tachyon

@tachmaney.bsky.social

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38, M
Just an Aussie Maned Wolf, here for a chat :3
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Reminds me of when Peter Jackson went to a cricket stadium of 20,000 people and got them to do Uruk Hai war chants for the LotR films XD

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I will but I'm kinda biased.

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I got kicked out like a month after being in. Turns out I'm the smartest of the dumb kids, but too dumb to be a smart kid.

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@tsoyadeer.bsky.social you seen this heckin chonker?

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They'll dump it, the landfill will claim it, and in 2000 years when archaeologists dig it up they'll think it was an effigy of some forgotten god.

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When you're at a con and someone asks if you're going to be at the Grey Muzzle panel later on...

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The guy behind him looking over his shoulder like he heard and is like "God dammit that old man better not be whipping it out on call again..."

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That's just COD Infinite Warfare though XD

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Oh my God.... The Last of Us Part 2, and Diagnosis Murder XD

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Get a stick from a manchineel or gympie-gympie for max damage.

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It's also the solstice; winter one down here.

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Winter Solstice. Might go out and yell at the full moon naked tonight or something just to be in keeping with my pagan ancestry.

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Alternate universe where everything is the same except the national language of Brazil is Italian.

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Reminds me of the iron harvest they have in France, every season they pull up a reminder of the world wars.

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I wasn't even on twitter before I came here, I don't know of any other way its supposed to be.

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Anyone else getting an uptick in bots following you and sending a chat message of "hey" or "whats up?"? I've seen two furry accounts with zero posts, likes or any activity, and one investment bot with some stock photos and motivational quotes in their history.

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I hope if this dude rocks up at one of your concerts and flashes his back he gets in free.

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They make golden gaytime flavoured milk now too.

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I live in this damn country, hell I use that word at my own workplace, and I've never made the connection until now XD

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Don't forget to factor in the time displacement where trends seem to get down here a little bit late XP

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Buy a decommissioned Soviet diesel submarine, have it shipped in secret to a land locked lake deep enough to submerge it, surface it in front of recreational boaters, pop out the hatch and ask in a heavy Russian accent "Which way to Vladivostok?"

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Aussie here, will hold you to that shipping remark if I win ;p

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Joaquín Baldwin 🔜 AC's avatar Joaquín Baldwin 🔜 AC @joabaldwin.com
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My second book is out today! I’m so excited!
Get it on audio, ebook, or print at JoaquinBaldwin.com
Please help me spread the word 💖
Share+comment to enter the MASK GlVEAWAY.

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They've got the customer service abilities of the average retail worker but they also have to deal with caffeine addicts who haven't had their fix yet. Suppose that makes them very good at judging moods and handling people.

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If a shop has an animal I'm becoming a repeat customer.

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There was a billiards shop on my old postal run. It was in a small suburban group of shops; newsagent, baker, Chinese takeout, etc. Never saw anyone in there except several Vietnamese men in leather jackets smoking and playing billiards. Did see cops raid it and carry out tubs of $50 notes one day.

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Because as men we're not allowed to display the genuine platonic love and affection we feel towards other men in our lives unless we coat it in a light dusting of societally-approved masculine signifiers.

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New art by @kylynazur.bsky.social, who is at time of posting streaming right now on Twitch. Please check them out she's a really talented artist who needs some more followers :3

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Having a sesh with the boys when my mates brother comes downstairs with his GF and asks "Whats the best song from Mulan?" he looks at us and without pause, in unison, we all sing "Let's get down to business, to defeat, the Huns!" and his GF laughs and says "you were right, they did do it!"

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Actual bunker, or some kinda utilities pit?

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I remember an interview with John Inman, the actor who played Mr Humphries, who said the signature walk of the character was done by him imagining holding a 50p coin between his buttcheeks XD

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This is why they spend a half billion a year on union busting

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Just got a thought of Unicron consuming a planet of mostly ethanol and then just aimlessly wandering the galaxy for a few decades yelling at various civilizations about a California champagne by Paul Mason before bumping into a few dwarf planets on his way out of the solar system.

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Where has Toxi been? Putting her heart, soul (and finances 😩) into a dream project of starting a own clothing line! 8 button up shirt designs, 2 Tees with more to come if these are successful!

Your support means the world to me and helps so much! Pre -Orders available: forms.gle/JyLdJJpzbxbNkChZA

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Here in QLD they've made illegal to have an e-scooter that can exceed 12kph or an e-bike that has any sort of electric motion other than pedal assist. Like, I can pedal a non electric bike or scooter faster than 12kph, hell I can roll it down a steep hill faster.

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Did they come with some kind of warranty?

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As a motorcyclist, not unless my legs evolve resistance to hitting the asphalt at speed XP

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I wear fingerless gloves for work, delivering mail on a Honda NBC110, and yeah, weird tans happen XP.

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Orcs: if "it's sexy when you bite your lip" was species.

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Where are you taking this from? No chance of me seeing this in Brisbane is there?

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I'd love for a con to become notorious not for anything lewd but because of a great number of small humorous esoteric events that happened throughout.

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I'll see you're Mattress Giant and raise you a Wobbies World. A "theme park", the excitement over which is evidence of the lack of things to do in 1980s Melbourne.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Shle...

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Here in Australia Tasmania got auroras last night, they're predicting them again tonight for as far north as southern NSW.

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Have a friend who in one rental had their entire bad dragon collection in a glass display cabinet flanked by 2 lewd dakis.

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Mr President a second bottle rocket has hit the ant farm.

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⚫️ Yes I would like to receive emails about upcoming offers!

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