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Tammy Golden
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Guys that's not a coin near it, that's a manhole cover
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Writer, MST3K, Hanging With Doctor Z, former member of MAD Magazine's Usual Gang of Idiots. Have an #AccidentalPicard photo? I'll credit you!
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Tammy Golden
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Guys that's not a coin near it, that's a manhole cover
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Tammy Golden
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Forget about Barbenheimer. This is movie mashup we've been waiting for!
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Tammy Golden
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hey trump chicago spa, you might wanna change the name of this service, in light of the Trump "Epstein's massage client" news, eh? Or not.
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Tammy Golden
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hey @lastweektonight1.bsky.social remember when you bought ads on Fox in 2017 to have a cowboy explain AHCA? Please do so again but this time reveal the new Epstein flight logs and Trumps "massage appointments" that have just come to light, wouldja?
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Tammy Golden
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Happy last-ever Independence Day folks!
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Tammy Golden
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One of Project 2025's goals is to outlaw pornography, classify those who provide it as sex offenders (including librarians), and shut down companies that distribute it. Aw, this puts pressure on Mike Johnson's son to rat him out when he monitors his dad's porn, ripping his family apart!
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Tammy Golden
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People are saying Biden should step down and Kamala should step in. But if you think he's gonna lose the ability to lead or die during his next term, you're gonna get Kamala anyway! So if you like Kamala, vote for Biden.
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Tammy Golden
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I define summer as "A stretch of 3 months when there is never not an ant on me"
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Tammy Golden
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There are multiple magazines dedicated to UK royalty so now that Trump is a monarch I'm launching Yankee King Magazine
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Tammy Golden
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Well I, for one, look forward to Presidential court cases getting way more pedantic!
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Tammy Golden
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A tiny piece of good news: Giuliani has now officially been disbarred. Took a long time, but glad we got there.
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Tammy Golden
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what if future presidents only use the new SCOTUS ruling to shoplift candy from Walgreen's
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Tammy Golden
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It's summertime! Time for fun and sun! Harlan Crow should take 6 SCOTUS judges on a nice private plane trip into the Bermuda Triangle or maybe give the Titan Submersible thing another try!
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Tammy Golden
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...says the guy who ran 3rd party and helped Gore lose the election to W
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Tammy Golden
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in general but especially today
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Tammy Golden
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no, they all become sentient and scuttle away, and if they're not caught quickly, they morph into another bannon
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Tammy Golden
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problem with putting Bannon in prison is that they don't realize he can easily ooze through the bars
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Tammy Golden
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how dare you. THIS IS WAR
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Tammy Golden
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Prison rape jokes are passe and unfunny. But the idea of Bannon dropping a bar of soap is funny because he's never used a bar of soap in his life
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Tammy Golden
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Well at least Bannon goes to jail today
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Tammy Golden
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If Biden wants more people excited to vote for him, he merely needs to campaign on the promise that he'll begin his next term by packing the Supreme Court.
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Tammy Golden
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wouldn't that be great?
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Tammy Golden
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Sunday confesh: "SAAAYLESMEN!" from Rush's "Spirit of Radio" pops into my head all the time. Not a note of the rest of the song. Just that.
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Tammy Golden
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RIP, you genius. Heartbreaking.
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Tammy Golden
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Samsung keeps sending me notices on my slightly older Samsung phone to get the newest version. How insulting to my current Samsung. Like someone telling you to leave your husband by writing a message on a sticky note and placing it on your husband's forehead
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Tammy Golden
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Jimmy Carter is getting lots of love lately. But he was NOT popular in the 70s, and not kindly remembered in the 80s, 90s, etc. The realization that he's a great man is recent. He's the most decent man who was ever POTUS. Biden is a close second. Know that NOW, not decades later.
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Tammy Golden
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(Bright flashes are seen everwhere as Men In Black send their guys to blast everyone in America with the neuralyzer)
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Tammy Golden
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Looking forward to tonight's debate
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Tammy Golden
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"Army of the awakened?" BANNON IS WOKE! AND HE WANTS HIS FOLLOWERS TO BE WOKE!
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Tammy Golden
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UMMMM So I'm watching Kelly's Heroes which takes place in September of 1944 and in the background is a box of Almond Joys, which were not invented until 1946. So how can I take this film seriously?! #inaccuratecandy #almondjoyless
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Tammy Golden
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"I have a loose affiliation with New York."
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Tammy Golden
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When someone wears a tee that says the name of a place, New York for instance, I don't know if they're a fan of NY or they're from NY or if it's just about the general concept of NY
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Tammy Golden
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How do I turn my Ability to Forget I've Made Coffee into a useful superpower
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Tammy Golden
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I mean...are those military buttons on his collar? is this accidental?
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Tammy Golden
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Oh no no, I actually had logged back on just to tell everyone that I had gotten that fact wrong. The truth is always a good thing. Especially in this era.
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Tammy Golden
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Well, I just learned that the Blade Runner photo isn't Carrie Fisher. I'm sad. Sorry for the misinformation! I'm part of the problem. whatculture.com/film/10-acto...
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Tammy Golden
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yeah -- just learned this myself. I'm sad. Sorry for the misinformation! I'm part of the problem. whatculture.com/film/10-acto...
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Tammy Golden
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I knew Carrie Fisher was hanging out on set and became an uncredited extra in Blade Runner, but just learned that Treat Williams was hanging out on set and asked if he could be an uncredited extra in Empire Strikes Back.
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Tammy Golden
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i just think that people from the states that love him should see that he doesn't know or care about anything regarding their state
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Tammy Golden
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I think a good debate question for Trump is to name the state capital of any states that went to him in previous elections
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Tammy Golden
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This is just to say I bought something from Temu forgive me It was on sale only 21 dollars and free shipping they're charging 75 dollars for the same item on amazon
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Tammy Golden
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you know what's a good song is that bohemian rassidy one by those guys
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Tammy Golden
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Someday, the way that there are Civil War reenactors, there will be Kendrick-Drake War reenactors
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Tammy Golden
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Literally the EXACT same ending of the Sopranos in that post-credits scene where he runs out from the diner into the street. Also you cannot tell us his mob name was Tony Cakes unless you tell us WHY his name was Tony Cakes
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Tammy Golden
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PROGRAM YOUR ALARM CLOCK FOR EVERY 3.5 HOURS ALL NIGHT
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Tammy Golden
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OK you lost me at 1
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Tammy Golden
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RIP Donald Sutherland. Truly one of the best and most engaging actors of all time.
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Tammy Golden
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Walked into the produce section of the grocery store and reverently whispered "The summer fruit is here! THE SUMMER FRUIT IS HERE!"
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Tammy Golden
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Hey this just happened so if you live in Louisiana move out of Louisiana
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Tammy Golden
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(Beastie Boys voices)
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