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#tt
It's Wednesday, or as I like to call it, Tuesday.
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I'm here to post trash and you can't fucking stop me. If I accidentally stole something, I swear I didn't mean it.
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#tt
It's Wednesday, or as I like to call it, Tuesday.
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There is a God because only God could be cruel enough to make all of the hot people boring as shit.
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Pretty disappointed that flex seal hasn't just come out with a whole house coating at this point. Like living inside of a balloon with two doors.
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So in Minecraft pillagers attack villagers, however they don't attack baby villagers. This means pillagers have a better moral compass than Hamas and the Israeli Military.
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In the future you'll be able to have a bunch of AI generated Miis in a little crowd that cheer you on as you go to the bathroom in your home.
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#tt skibidi Biden would have won the debate much easier
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Kid trying to insult you but doesn't know what things are yet: "Yeah? like I was flavor blasting your girl last night?"
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Head trauma? Bro I had my pants on the whole time...
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The absolute devastation of an old white guy saying "run that back, slime"
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For last time dad, Israel is not run by a guy named Nathan Yahoo.
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God has kicked in the glass on his microwave and is currently pointing it at the Midwest
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Receiving significant evidence that I may not be real.
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0.7mm gang sends their regards...
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#tt I know we trash a lot on current events but if you were a 0.5 mm mechanical pencil lead user you're going straight to hell.
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Stores are such an insane thing, conceptually speaking. I just give you money and you let me steal all these items? Insanity.
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Me and all the homies on that Mysterious Orange Drink.
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I'm gonna invent a machine that takes the crumbs from in the toaster and mails them directly to my local senator.
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The Beavis and Butthead cinematic universe ...or "Beav-erse" as I call it.
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#tt Dick based marketing app called Tip Advisor
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I'm amazed how people don't recognize my writing prowess. Jenny Boobsaflahpin is a meticulously crafted name with complex references and ludonarrative nuanced meaning. Also the character is hot.
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#tt if they didn't want me to say Oh-Edipus they should have spelled the motherfucker's name better
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I regret to inform you that I have fluffernutted onto your drapes in a drunken stupor
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Yes I may have indulged in what can colloquially be referred to as Garfield the cat behavior. What of it?
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Hello Microsoft the recycle bin on my desktop has been quite full for several weeks now, I will pay for whatever service it takes to empty it. I have my own tools to open the computer you don't need to bring yours.
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#tt Fuck yoga, man. My joints are hard, unflexible. Sturdy like a rock. My body is a temple and I am trapped within its walls.
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The only Yogi I fuck with is the bear
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#tt guys what happens when you can't flush the cardboard tube in the middle of the toilet paper
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A homies name is Tayder. Sis... they named you after a FOOD!
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#tt Apparently it's not very romantic to say how their bunghole is "pogging"
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The search continues.
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They should have known that the only appropriate way for a farmer to euthanize an animal is to throw it in front of the magic school bus.
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Well excuse the heck out of me for not magically knowing that NFL didn't stand for national footjob league. Am I supposed to be able to read minds?
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Now that Red lobster's gone bankrupt I'll have to go back to sweeping up gamer dust at conventions.
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#tt if you can't relax and watch a 2-hour video essay on the history of TV dinners you must be an iPad kid
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My agents are holding me down preventing me from ripping on tinder because if I do you all will think I pull nobody.
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#tt Oh you think you're quirky and creative? I want a house where all of the walls are random panels from Garfield. And none of the punchlines.
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#TT we should be able to throw up but long ways instead
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Boys would be more enthused to use condoms if they had a cool name like weiner defense shielding #tt
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#TT asked me to "downvote her in the p***y" the terminally online folks are not okay
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Apparently I'm an ASSHOLE and MSG does not (for some reason) stand for Mmm So GOOD
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With enough Dr pepper you can probably pull any girl you want.
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Jack Dorsey? I sure hope it does
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Signing a petition is cool. Feel a lot cooler if you through rocks at Cannon's house afterwards though.
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Whoa, consider your pants shitted #gaming
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I am the Marvel's wolverine of making a scene at the Mall food court.
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#tt all I'm saying is that if MacGyver was cornered in the freezer area of a sperm donation clinic there is a non-zero chance that he may form what can only be referred to as a cum-shiv
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#tt kids music video for teaching potty training called This is How We Poop It
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Sorry guys my dog puked on the Cloudflare server again
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Just so you know, it's super easy to troll people because of ai art right now.
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