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Tea Pain

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Born Thomas Elmer Addison Pain - July 4th, 1976. Lover of democracy.


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Trump ain’t a great negotiator or a political genius or even a savvy businessman. He’s a childish narcissist who desperately needs to create a fantasy world where he always wins.

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It's no longer Left vs. Right or Dems vs. GOP. It's Compassion vs. Cruelty. When cruelty is your creed, you're on the wrong side of everything

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Progressive minds have given us “David”, the Renaissance, celestial mechanics and “Bohemian Rhapsody.” Conservative minds have given us “Dogs Playing Poker”, the Holocaust, Oil Refineries and “Cat Scratch Fever.”

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MAGA would rather live in a depressed Russia-like hell-hole as long as they can rule over minorities.

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All this current political madness can be traced back to folks believin' Trump weighs only 239 lbs.

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People that sleep with their cousins are suddenly upset about people that sleep with their co-workers.

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A MAGA “elitę” is just a racist that doesn’t use the N-word.

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If Trump were President today we'd either be in a massive shootin' war with Iran, or he would give Israel to Hamas because Hamas said something nice about him.

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Dictators love Trump for the same reason dogs love bacon.

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Alina Habba: “We’re just gettin’ started!” Trump: “Not so fast.”

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Donald Trump calls it "election interference." The rest of us calls it "accountability."

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Tea Pain is tired of the Republicans tryin’ to destroy America just to maintain power. Joe Biden is doing his best to make sure America succeeds for everyone.

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If you give half your money to Trump and drink up the other half, don’t blame Joe Biden.

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In the past, Tea Pain has called MAGA a "neurological disorder." He'd like to take this opportunity to retract that statement. MAGA is now a full-blown psychosis. Thank you for your attention.

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Donald Trump is prayin' for an American collapse in hopes he can regain power. Trump wants to profit off our sufferin'. Vote accordingly.

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There’s no way Trump’s brain can handle 4 more years. At his current rate of decline, he won’t make it to the convention.

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If you find yourself cravin’ scrambled eggs for breakfast this morning, chances are you watched Trump’s campaign speech last night.

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DeSantis’ Mickey Mouse campaign only made it to one state.

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Ron DeSantis had to travel out of state to abort his campaign.

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Tea Pain’s Daddy always said, “If you’re runnin’ on needin’ absolute immunity, you’re losin’.”

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If a MAGA tells you they “have a black friend”, they’re talking’ about Tim Scott.

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Nikki Haley: "America is not a racist country." Trump: "You're absolutely right, Nimrada!"

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When Trump speaks, we see a insecure narcissist in obvious mental decline, but MAGA sees a stable genius playin' 27-dimensional chess.

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Imagine a criminal askin' for "full immunity" regardless if he 'crosses a line?' Now imagine that criminal is the 2024 GOP presidential nominee?

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We're watchin' one man's narcissism take down an entire political party. It's kinda beautiful, ain't it?

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Trump has boxed Republicans into bein’ a buncha hiney smoochin’ sycophants that turns off the average general election voter. It will cost them dearly in November.

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Democracy should be for all Americans, not just white folks.

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E. Jean Carroll is braver than any Republican alive today.

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Listen to ol' Tea Pain on this. Donald Trump is a far weaker general election candidate than Nikki Haley. Donald Trump is EXACTLY the candidate we want to run against. It will be ugly, but we will win. America is fed up with the whiny man-baby dictator wanna-be.

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Politics turns slower than an aircraft carrier. We're watchin' the collapse of the Republican Party, but most of 'em are too close to see it. MAGA extremism has destroyed their electability. America as a whole has no stomach for it.

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Follerin' politics closely is like hangin' out at a hospital. You swear the whole world is sick.

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Obama built a strong, thrivin’ economy, then Trump rode it into the ground. Biden has scratched and clawed to build it back. Don’t let Trump destroy it again. Vote Blue!

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3 things that are guaranteed in a 2nd Trump term. 1) 10 Trillion added to national debt 2) More tax cuts for billionaires 3) Trump will steal enough to make himself richer than Putin.

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The only Bible verse MAGA knows is the 2nd Amendment and they’ve only read half of that.

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Tonight MAGA is sayin’ Joe Biden is manipulatin’ the weather, which is essentially the most bad-ass thing ever.

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Ain’t it sad where MAGA has taken us? We’re actually debatin’ in public whether a president can use the military to assassinate his political rivals.

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Donald Trump is the worst client in the history of clients.

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Donald Trump is why Republicans have fought education for decades.

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Trump... Opts out of jury trial. Trump cries, "They won't let me have a jury!" Refuses to testify. Trump cries, "My 1st amendment rights are gone!" Allowed to give closing arguments, but won't agree in writing. Trump cries, "They won't let me speak!" Court rules against Trump. Trump cries.

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Why is the Confederate flag and acceptance of Confederate heritage so important for Republicans in Iowa, Indiana, Pennsylvania and Michigan? Because it's all about modern racism.

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MAGA has shown us their only need for the Constitution is the 2nd Amendment. Accordin' to them, that gives the right to attack the government and destroy the need for a Constitution.

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Wanna watch the GOP change their argument for "Absolute Presidential Immunity?" Let President Biden declare himself "President for Life."

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Based on Trump's legal argument, Trump could raid the US Treasury, give every Republican member of Congress their cut, not get impeached and it's all 100% legal.

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Trump's lawyers are literally arguin' President Biden could murder the entire Republican Congress, then get off scott-free because anyone that could impeach him would be dead. This is total insanity.

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Here's a reminder that Trump called our brave troops "Suckers" and "Losers." The real "loser?": Donald Trump

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Tea Pain will always choose America over Donald Trump. Will you?

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Pay attention, Evangelicals. President Biden quotes scripture regularly, while Trump couldn't quote "Jesus wept."

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"He's a loser!" Joe Biden on Donald Trump

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Listen up, media. Won't you feel like a bunch of idiots when you cover Trump like a legitimate candidate, get him re-elected, then he puts you all in jail?

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Time for a little clarity. President Biden didn’t kick Trump off the ballot in Colorado and Maine. The Constitution did. If you have a problem with that, take it up with the foundin’ fathers.

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