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Guillaume del Awesomeo @whizistic.bsky.social · 4/27/2024 15:23 UTC

Simply convert to base 10 and randomly select some digits to ensure they are following Benford's law. If not, the chef is a fraud.

B. Logical @blogical.bsky.social · 4/28/2024 08:29 UTC

I tried to find the restaurant on my hashmap.

Rethgaal @rethgaal.bsky.social · 4/27/2024 15:38 UTC

Booooooooooo

Fioko @fioko.tv · 4/27/2024 16:50 UTC

Just make sure it's salted

Kevin Reuning @reuning.bsky.social · 4/27/2024 15:12 UTC

Boooooooo

@richard53225.bsky.social · 4/27/2024 15:46 UTC

You can't ask for alterations - they only serve it one way.

PeoriaBummer @peoriabummer.bsky.social · 4/27/2024 22:28 UTC

All those bites make for a long digest.

PixPanz @pixpanz.bsky.social · 4/27/2024 15:54 UTC

har har

lex @lexistenti.al · 4/27/2024 15:13 UTC

god my brain went there when I saw hash before I even finished the sentence so I got hit twice

🏳️‍⚧️🔞Bunny Bismuth: Nobody Beats the Bun🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @bunny.bismuth.gay · 4/27/2024 23:45 UTC

😒

40-grit toilet paper @loweredlifted.bsky.social · 4/27/2024 15:34 UTC

If it hasn't been properly salted sometimes the hash can collide with the gut in a way that makes it recoverable, if you know what I mean

ҒuϮicosuᶄi ₢enliff Ҟrimsẹnիɏdẹ📈💵 @futicosuki.bsky.social · 4/27/2024 15:46 UTC

Just do not forget to handshake the chef. You do not want to taste it and be like "ACK" that is nasty!

Heywood Jabroni @cfparrinello.bsky.social · 4/27/2024 19:07 UTC

Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

@tujungadude.bsky.social · 4/27/2024 15:20 UTC

Best check: remove the potatoes. Is the hash still the same?

SID Chip Vicious @fatseanlives.bsky.social · 4/27/2024 16:27 UTC

tell them you want to provide your own salt

PaulSidhuUK.bsky.social @paulsidhuuk.bsky.social · 4/29/2024 11:14 UTC

Ask them for the key to their recipe.

Schuldberg @schuldberg.com · 4/27/2024 17:04 UTC

Ayooooo

Babbling Brooklyn @deftestleftist.bsky.social · 4/27/2024 16:19 UTC

Maxmax @maxmax.bsky.social · 4/27/2024 15:18 UTC

I would also like to checksum.

jensyfrenzy @jensyfrenzy.bsky.social · 4/27/2024 15:20 UTC

probably needs more salt

Liza P @polysixx.com · 4/27/2024 15:34 UTC

So glad we can post gifs now

drunkenGeeBee @drunkengeebee.bsky.social · 4/27/2024 15:49 UTC

Booooo!

Craig Walmsley @craigwalmsley.bsky.social · 4/27/2024 22:35 UTC

TheBirdman @thebirdman.bsky.social · 4/27/2024 16:18 UTC

This is an Excellent Skeet and I also recommend either the Scottsville Diner, Scottsville, NY, or Mount Hope Diner, Rochester, NY, if good hash is what you seek. The former is in a quiet little town. The latter is in the college district & will have demonstrably fewer red hats.

Tim Macinta @tim.macinta.com · 4/27/2024 15:51 UTC

I hear the hash was 0xDEADBEEF

Doberdog @doberdog.bsky.social · 4/27/2024 15:16 UTC

Lucius Tuck @luciust.bsky.social · 4/27/2024 17:00 UTC

Im at a restaurant making corned beef hash, coincidentally

Sun Shade @sunshade.bsky.social · 4/27/2024 19:15 UTC

I repeated this to somebody and now we’re both sad.

Mick719 @mick719.bsky.social · 4/27/2024 16:34 UTC

Just roll with it.

Josephine Stewart @jostewart.bsky.social · 4/27/2024 15:13 UTC

Sir.

Oddball the blue @oddballtheblue.bsky.social · 4/28/2024 06:14 UTC

Just make sure it's been both salted and peppered.

@AnnWilliams @annwilliams.bsky.social · 4/27/2024 16:53 UTC

Purchase a tin of your own Cut it in cubes & melt-caramelise it in the skillet Serve hot on Rye toast with dill pickles

@dqspider.bsky.social · 4/27/2024 21:33 UTC

booooooooooooo

Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 4/27/2024 15:16 UTC

Is if you can trick the wait staff into giving you the Private Key Ingredient.

Marxist Theories & Lore @marxistlore.bsky.social · 4/27/2024 15:15 UTC

No

Eagle Beagle @theeaglebeagle.bsky.social · 4/27/2024 15:32 UTC

Sir...