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Olly

@telareadicculus.bsky.social

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Neurodivergent lover of food, cats, music, anime, and basic human kindness πŸ’œβ­•οΈπŸ˜ baby witch ✨


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The spam texts about not being signed up to vote are a) really annoying and b) super fucked up

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She's not pretty, but omg dinner tonight was a huge success Pan seared broccoli steaks and lions mane mushrooms on top of sautéed oyster shrooms, shallots, garlic, on top of mashed potatoes, all drizzled with rosemary scented mushroom demiglace 🍽️🍜

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I tend to think of myself as a tube sock stretched to the breaking point with mashed potatoes.

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Told the bf and best friend about trying powerlifting and they didn't try to talk me out of it?? They both said it would be cool and that I should do it???? I didn't realize how accustomed I was to being talked out of my ideas. Glad I have a better support system now πŸ’œ

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Am I seriously considering downgrading my OrangeTheory membership to join a powerlifting gym or is it just 2am

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I am a nice person, but to be honest I do possess a decent amount of spite as well-life is about balance, right?

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Now we just need the next 22 to have played there and we will be in the money

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I honestly was shocked by the fact that people were going to Death Valley on purpose just to experience those temperatures the other day-but someone dying from it just makes me sad. I hope no one else does 😞

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My lame superpower is that I can fill any type of measuring cup with exactly the right amount of water given about 10-15 practice pours (spread out, not sure doing it that many times in a row at once would stick)

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Finally wore this dress out last night and it was one of my favorite looks yet 😍

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it's charloh! from online (it/its) 's avatar it's charloh! from online (it/its) @charloh.bsky.social
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this is bullshit we ate an entire pot pie and nothing. not even a buzz.

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adrie rose πŸ‡―πŸ‡²'s avatar adrie rose πŸ‡―πŸ‡² @adrierising.bsky.social
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hear me out: garlic naan, whipped feta, jammy tomatoes, dippy eggs

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Yess it's the best imo (because we are the best and it's our birthday obviously)

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β€œI liked your hair better when it was longer” Cool. I liked you better when I was drinking a ten gallon margarita & yet here we are.

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A Phoenix jam band, Planck! I somehow got the time wrong and arrived late though 😭 so I only got an hour of live music. Still good though.

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The thing I'm most excited about for when my hair is short again-I love the increased messiness potential

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Gwen Pepperoni's avatar Gwen Pepperoni @ladyjimrockford.bsky.social
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Phish should have named their greatest hits album Filet of Phish

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Reskeeting every mondegreen I see leading up to the festival, skeet 2/???

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Retweeting every mondegreen I see leading up to the festival, skeet 1/???

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Two meetings in a row that got canceled last minute. This is like microdosing evening plan cancelation. I'm not high but I am a little buzzed

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Aunt Sylvia’s Home for Wayward Women and Lurid Tulips's avatar Aunt Sylvia’s Home for Wayward Women and Lurid Tulips @socialistboghag.bsky.social
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Happy #primeweek! I just want to let y’all know that the Amazon shipping warehouse where my husband works is denying workers fans during a nationally recognized heat emergency and everything you order during time week places workers’ lives at risk.

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I appreciate it all the same πŸ’œ it looks delicious! What kind of sauce did you make for it?

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V. pleased to report that I just got an angry text from a friend who used 'squid pro row' in an email to her boss rather than 'quid pro quo' "THIS IS YOUR FAULT," she said "I PICKED THAT UP FROM YOU, YOU ILLITERATE INSECT" I replied "Ehehehehehe"

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Olly's avatar Olly @telareadicculus.bsky.social
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Except I still don't have my car back 😭 can't really explore much in 115 degree weather

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John Kennedy's avatar John Kennedy @micefearboggis.bsky.social
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When an article says "some scientists think" then remember this: I, a scientist, once thought I could fit a whole orange in my mouth. I could, it turns out, get it in there, but I hadn't given sufficient thought to the reverse operation.

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Meatloaf was a little dry but other than that it was a great success! Next time I'm making a gravy for sure (or maybe buying some ketchup) πŸ’œ

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without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you (Mostly the third one)

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Stovey 🍍's avatar Stovey 🍍 @stovey.thequeer.house
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hey you yes you. you’re doing a wonderful job looking at your phone

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What are yall cooking today? I'm making meatloaf and stuffed mushrooms πŸ˜‹ pics to come

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Got the last broiler pan they had at target 😎 let's goooo

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