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Theoretical astrophysicist specializing in the Universe and all that surrounds it. Based in Maynooth, Ireland (currently on sabbatical).

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Rรซtep I'm a box for storing spare Allen keys.

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Today I learnt that the Irish name for "The Netherlands" is "An รsiltรญr". "England" is of course "Sasana"...

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I never thought I'd see so many Irish fans wearing orange!

#NEDENG #EURO2024

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telescoper.blog/2024/07/10/c...

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Lock them up. Immediately.

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My next-door neighbour has new curtains.

#slownewsday

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He wants to spend more time with his money.

www.rte.ie/news/2024/07...

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Well played Spain! Best team in the competition. But can they beat The Netherlands in the final?

#espfra #euro2024

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Ten minutes after launch, all systems are nominal. Good news.

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telescoper.blog/2024/07/09/f...

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I used to have one of these when I was a little kid. I was told then that it was a Gonk but am now reliably informed that it is actually a Troll Doll. I feel my whole life has been a lie.

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Place your bets on which one will be the first to get caught fiddling their expenses

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I grew up in Newcastle, which got a lot of visitors on the ferry from Norway back then, so I assumed that's where it came from..

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"Troll Doll" is not to be confused with "Trolley Dolly" which is a term used to describe a member of the cabin crew.

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I used to have one of these when I was a little kid. I was told then that it was a Gonk but am now reliably informed that it is actually a Troll Doll. I feel my whole life has been a lie.

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Wondering what would happen if University Admissions Tutors told prospective students the truth about the way their institution is run?

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It's raining.

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It now looks like I *may* actually find out what modules I'll be teaching before I start teaching them...

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With just 3 seats still to be counted, the numbers are 181, 166, and 143, respectively.

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The French do it better, with a sensible idea of the uncertainty...

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Le Monde has chosen brown as the appropriate colour for Le Pen's fascist.

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If she's looking for sympathy, she'll find it in a dictionary.

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I never thought I would feel any sympathy for Marine Le Pen. I was right.

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Call me old-fashioned, but I hate fascists.

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The French and UK electoral systems are both far inferior to the Irish one.

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This is a relief - if true - but it's it's just a holding operation. The left needs to take the fight to the fascists much more strongly, and not just in France.

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๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž

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Today's second semi-final between Limerick and Cork is an epic. Cork currently in the lead with about 25 minutes left.

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I've only just realised a difference between Hurling and Camogie: in the latter, the goalies wear the same strip as the rest of the team, while in the former they wear different colours.

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If you happen to listen to the Futureproof radio show on Newstalk in Ireland (I'm told it is Ireland's only dedicated science radio show ...) they are playing an interview with me, where I talk about dark energy.

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I think Farage and the other members l of the Fascist Five are already plotting to find the best way to fiddle their parliamentary expenses.

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Footballers are so scared of giving away a penalty for handball these days that every corner looks like a scene from Riverdance.

#euro2024

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The Netherlands are the team playing in the Trump-coloured strip.

#NEDTUR #EURO2024

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The FPTP system means that if a far-right party gets 5 seats and a progressive Green party gets 4, then the former gets all the press coverage and the latter gets none.

#UKGeneralElection

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Blimey. England have actually won a game on penalties. Is that allowed?

#ENGSUI #EURO2024

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Cracking finish! Kilkenny led for most of the game, but a terrific fightback from Clare takes them through!

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Watching the All-Ireland Hurling Championship Semi-Final between Kilkenny and Clare on the telly from Croke Park.

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The FPTP system means that if a far-right party gets 5 seats and a progressive Green party gets 4, then the former gets all the press coverage and the latter gets none.

#UKGeneralElection

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Well that's 9 hours of my life I won't get back.

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Five years from now. You have plenty of time.

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