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Museum Nerd, Deadhead, and Dork Lord of the Sith. Butcher, baker, and candlestick maker- literally. Jack of all trades and master of some. My fandom is random. Gizzard King of the Gizzard King Cabal He/RufusXavierSarsaparilla Profile pic by Lar de Souza

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Sure, “Mein Kampf” is out there, but who doesn’t want a small, affordable car?

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Just wrapped up 2 weeks of vacation. It might be easier to find a new job than to wade through all the email I have waiting. 😬

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I’m just waiting for Trump to call for Biden to withdraw. Because, you know, if you’re so bad that even the guy you’re running against wants you to quit…

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Carefully? Besides, a little spilled sauce might be fun…

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I eat it every chance I get! It’s delicious!

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Nice to know Whataburger is good for *something*! I SAID WHAT I SAID.

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She led the effort to keep nonviolent felons locked up to provide cheap labour, and when she finally got called out she swore that her team had done that without her knowledge. She’s a pig and can’t be trusted.

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Harris is unelectable. She’s come down 100% pro-cop against regular people, supports the use of prisoners as de facto slave labour, and supports gun bans that disproportionately target BIPOC and poor communities. And she can’t take any votes from Trump because she’s too Black for MAGAs to support.

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Two pairs of those would be an ideal wedding present- the newlyweds could dip their nuggies in each other’s sauces. Très romantique!

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We haven’t managed a general strike in America since 1946, but sure, we’ll pull one together in the next couple of months and then magically find a better candidate than the DNC has been able to, because a bunch of kids who don’t actually participate in politics anyway are angry at grandpa Joe. 🙄

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Do not speak to me or my flappy little son.

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I’m a man, and I can’t imagine doing that! 😱

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I remember when Mr. Hooper ran the grocery store.

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Back in April, a tiny group of local residents marched on Boston Common to demand just one thing: that the T put some googly eyes on the trains. This week, they got their wish.

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National Air and Space Museum in DC? I hadn’t heard that they were open again!

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Iffen that ain’t the most ass-backward way to build a dinosaur…

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Iffen that ain’t the most ass-backward way to build a dinosaur…

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I haven’t had a haircut since 23 February 1988, but every summer since I moved to Virginia, I’ve considered it briefly.

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Old hunting buddy of mine used to track deer by scent. Never heard of him losing one.

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A squire rushed in to the great hall.

"Someone," he shouted, "has taken the sword from the stone!"

The assembled knights halted their dinner.

"At last, a king?"

"Who?"

"I don't know," the squire said. "The sword is gone!"

Elsewhere:
"This," Indy muttered, "belongs in a museum.
#MicroFiction

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THEY’RE *BOTH* TOO OLD!!! But since they’re the candidates available, there really isn’t a choice to make. Dementia Guy, or Dementia Guy Who Wants to Watch the Entire World Burn? Huh, let me ponder that… Done.

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Biden has a bad debate night: calls to step down Documents released that show two underage women accused Trump of raping them on Epstein’s island, under oath: total media silence except in a few blogs and foreign news The media double standard is incredible to see

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Wait- am I to understand that you’re making BBotE out of DEATH WISH coffee?!?

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When I was an archaeologist on the North Slope of Alaska, we had to ship artifacts back Outside to the lab. Our PI taught us to pack like we expected the USPS to actively try breaking everything we boxed up.

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Bah! Warner’s a POS. He went from tolerably good governor to terrible senator in one term.

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This makes me so happy that I mostly ship T-shirts and leather goods! I’m really impressed by the care you take in packing.

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I will make us charms to ward off mishaps at the museum.

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The first time I dropped acid, back in ‘89, towards the end of the night I was getting hungry and was afraid I might be tripping too hard to use the stove. So I ate a cup of Maruchan instant ramen raw. Can 💯 confirm- Not good food when you’re on a trip.

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In a Joanne Fabrics, my niece, who just turned nine, pulled a ream of sheer black fabric over her head and goes, “Why officer, I have no idea what happened to my husband.” She’s my favorite child.

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