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Where ya goin with that bun in your hand

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I use alt text all the time, just because I'm sorta old and dense

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Normal people have a hard time gaming out scenarios that are obvious to evil people.

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Goals

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Dad #1 is in urgent care rn with a broken wrist from a chaotic walk, but the AC is on and we're good

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That's the thing. He can only get worse. That's the nature of aging. This wasn't a blip.

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Call your reps and Senators people!

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Age related decline is not repairable.

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FWIW, just called my congresswoman and both US Senators to encourage them to push to replace Biden. His decline can only accelerate from here. The gaslighting of the Democratic electorate about his fitness is the last straw for me.

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The president could just banket pardon (an official act!) anyone who carries out the order anyway.

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Should we bring tequila or sandbags?

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In other words, he'll get well over half of the D support he got last time

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Of all the people out there casting blame for election results, this motherfucker should really, really keep his mouth shut. Without him, no Roberts. (Or Alito)

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How did the poster anticipate that Psycho would make Tony Perkins a star 4 years later?

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"Our guy sucks so hard we're dumping him a few months before the election. Vote for us!!"

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That's good. Honest question: What are the best news sources now? With nyt and wapo gone so foul

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There's no ideal place to live is a lesson I've learned

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The problem with small towns is there's nowhere to book anything

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I'm their base and I'd be OK with all the usurping etc. But I don't think I'm the median Dem voter

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One turn table and a micro dose. Let's be practical.

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Feels like gaslighting. I'll vote for him and even donate, but I'm not gonna pretend it's all good.

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I should have went hiking with a bear.

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I wish it were so, but he's holding it together. To understand how the low info swing voter absorbs this, turn off the volume. Or leave it on, but zone out the words. Try to focus on vibes only. And that is not great for those who wish to save democracy.

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Put 1000 comedy writers on 1000 typewriters...

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The mustard packet school of political power

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The article doesn't even attempt to reconcile the conflicting data. A 26% increase in real wages, which are already inflation adjusted, means that Gen z can buy more goods and services than millennials could, even if some items have been affected more by inflation than others.

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This is an important development.

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You can tell from the honeypot finish

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Nice. I've always struggled with ideas for a tattoo and the rowhouse of my youth never occurred to me.

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Holy crap they scored 9 runs on my commute home

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Great does this mean he'll stop texting me every day for money. Or twice a day now.

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Same. Sometimes I realize how vast is the gulf between my normal day and that of a millennial or younger. They play and think about video games all the time and I never do.

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Just make Hamas release all the hostages, why has no one thought of this before

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I don't get the punchline but the setup is plenty funny on its own

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Ok but make sure there's a Sheetz along this route.

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It really can be quite nice here, in all the ways you'd expect

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Mmmmmm grilled cheese pancake

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If for nothing else, as a protest

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I think there are people who don't have beliefs so much as they have a stance that they adopt regardless of the facts. Some people are always Sober Centrists, regardless of how insane one of the poles between which they are poised becomes. And some people are forever Betrayed By The Democrats.

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A great thing about end-stage career is leaving that shite behind

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Hello officer? there's a large black woman goading her attack dog in a sing-song voice. I think she might be on drugs.

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