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joey star

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im here to have fun and party too


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the #1 thing to calm a guy like me down is eating a big bowl of noodles

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love this cat! love her!

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hope I gain the ability of object permanence, I keep forgetting that I have kids

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people who say im their favorite artist have not seen the moan of lisa

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blue moon, cherry and yellow nilla ice cream combo = goated

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hope to be really productive this week (my phone interrupts me) your screen time average is 14 hours a day, a 10% decrease from last week

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really wish I remember what christian vhs I used to watch as a kid where jesus and the devil fought each other like dragon ball z

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if I knew 9/11 was happening when I was three years old it would’ve changed my life

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tweet that i still think about 👇

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catfish? shrimp? a delightful clam? be not afraid of ocean planet for it is full of love

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(modern day version of this) Ohhhhh X…… posts. wait what’s happening. Help. Help

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is it me or does no one else give a flying fuck about ocean planet

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OCEAN PLANET TOURIST TIP: do NOT pee in the ocean planet water, the sky will turn red and they will send “The Monster” to your location

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chappel roan is set to perform live on ocean planet to a crowd of 1,000,000,000 nematode lesbians

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jackass 6 is currently being filmed on ocean planet and Steven O has shoved the whole ocean up his butt, a first for ocean planet

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say what you will about ocean planet but it lives up to the name that’s for damn sure

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if you live on ocean planet AND dont know how to swim.. buddy I’ve got news for you

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imagine all the fish you could eat on ocean planet 🤯

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heard a baby say fuck today and it changed my perspective on everything

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ancient man: it is so hard to feed my children with one loaf of bread for the week guy eating Arbys for a week for youtube content: my stomach bubblin

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love that games artstyle in the remake but ghosts n goblins is so damn hard lol

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breakfast? no thanks, the 8 spiders I eat in my sleep keep me full and focused in the morning

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the bluesky elders have sanctioned my beheading due to my frivolous nature

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here’s all of my little gamers plus some extra that didn’t make the cut, which ones are your favorite?

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I GOTTA BELIEVE!! final little gamer pfp of the month

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wish I had this job, would love to get paid to pull a rope.

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