The Grim Reaper
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For the record, you have been warned
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I am already following you by other means; this is purely social. I don't see why we can't be friends in the interim Apologies Kissinger took so long, I understand the frustration. Load-bearing evil is tricky to manage DMs for questions answer publicly
The Grim Reaper
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For the record, you have been warned
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The Grim Reaper
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Meanwhile pestilence is just sort of Pestilence's thing. You can't really argue against tautology
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Not even I understand the 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 for death, merely the existence and abundance of it and the utility of a conscious manifestation of it Talk of needs and purpose are very human terms. You will search for these things all your life, finding them or not as is the whim of fate. Time will pass either way
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The Grim Reaper
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We go way back actually
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Dammit Jim, I'm a reaper not a tech bro
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The Grim Reaper
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Well. I do have a lot of time on my hands
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The Grim Reaper
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What else is there to do
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A good idea is a good idea
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Neat
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Gonna keep quiet
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I try in most circumstances to be friendly and polite, and I actually do like nearly all of you I hope you can take some comfort in the villains that are ruining things, however, will not receive even cold comfort
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Sleeping sounds interesting in concept. Microdosing death in a way
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Inside of everyone is the child they used to be, who still sees the human they would have become had the trauma of their own life not changed their trajectory And a skeleton
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I get this a lot but sadly, often very sadly, it's not my schedule. I am the mechanism of inevitability I often wonder what I'd do with the actual power to control who lives and dies. In all likelihood, I would make a terrible mess However I will make the trip over unpleasant for the deserving
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The Grim Reaper
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A good encapsulation of some of my favorite moments
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There was a time when you didn't know who Alex Jones was; one day there will be a time when you forget him completely--both are states of bliss, when you compare them to the middle That is how it is with life, too Don't worry about it
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Staying in the living room won't save you from the inevitable
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The Grim Reaper
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That was my doing Cats are nice
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Spoilers
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The Grim Reaper
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And believe me, working on it as I am able
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No, a living room experiencing nonlocality. I'm in a bunch of places right now, but none of them close enough to you for concern
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Well, practically forever from now when it's time for you to expire and you feel the same way we can absolutely have a pillow fight about it. You'll already have gone so it can be pretty epic not a bad way to get post-things started Or we can just sit for a while somewhere nice
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don't worry I'm currently in a non-local living room
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That is the right attitude for sure
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Not possible to beat gallows humor. But also, no
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Doesn't work either I'm afraid. Another dead end, if you will
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The Grim Reaper
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That loophole got discovered and closed awfully fast
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Staying in the living room won't save you from the inevitable
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For obvious reasons, I cordially dislike the colloquialism "ghosting"
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Life is sweet because it doesn't last. To die is what makes you human; not, as computers will insist, picking all the images with traffic lights
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Someone saying this to me is very amusing
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This isn't a slight on the clergy. Just their religion Which is made up
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Whatever works will do, it's worth a try
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I said at least
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From the magic called DMs One hundred percent of what chaplains do is useless. The limit to our interaction is me occasionally spooking one. Though not my best feature, dogmatic faith is fun to shake, I have to admit
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Whatever works will do, it's worth a try
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It's not my call as I've already clarified, but I wish at least four of the supreme justices were dead, too
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No, no. I am here in a strictly off-duty sense. It's a lonely job; sometimes with a few meager moments of free time in the multitude of eons happening at once, I enjoy this new concept I have become aware of called shitposting It's intriguing
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The Grim Reaper
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This message is an entirely different sort of dying
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None of this was me, for the record
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The Grim Reaper
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I am a titan, what is that, is that good
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.......one with a lot of death saving throws maybe
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It would be impossible to discuss the subject without a common frame-of-reference
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It's much more about the look and association. It's just symbolic aesthetics, but one I like well enough
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I don't think I'm much more or less active at any particular point, I'm always infinity busy. But it's nice to have a good working atmosphere
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The Grim Reaper
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Oh yes. I like it almost as much as I like the smell of stars and dark matter
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Scythes are poor digging instruments anyway. I'm not about to take work away from the gravediggers
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The Grim Reaper
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That is definitely somebody else's job. I've only ever witnessed or supervised
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It already weighs about the same as a white dwarf, so it's a small matter Most of that weight is folded outside of the three dimensions you enjoy, of course. It's not like I can't stand on a foot bridge or anything
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I like rain. There's something peaceful and also exciting about it. Humans are more reflective and thoughtful when it rains, which is good because the knock on effect is less official work for me. And I like the smell Plus I only get wet if I actually want to, so it never dampens my spirit
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