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🏳️‍⚧️ Millennial Horniness is Not a Crime's avatar 🏳️‍⚧️ Millennial Horniness is Not a Crime @josie.zone
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The vibe

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Bo Thompson's avatar Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social
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I feel sorry for cultural orphans who struggle to understand why certain activities or trends are an issue because they've never inherited anything beyond a last name and a family medical history.

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My grandma called and said some mean shit and then had to go and I really wish her doctors would just let her have the oxy. She’s 88.

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About ten years ago, I started writing things I wanted to do on my to do list with the same weight and importance as the things I have to do, and those things started to take precedence over time.

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Hesse 🏳️‍⚧️ [Rizzler of Dorley 👒]'s avatar Hesse 🏳️‍⚧️ [Rizzler of Dorley 👒] @thatdoll.online
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i think a lot of people wish the harm wasn't real, and react to that empathy by denying the harm entirely

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Yeah… I’d hold myself to the higher standard if I were planning any related purchases or on a jury, but I’m just a deeply sad fan rn.

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Raison D’êterrible's avatar Raison D’êterrible @aratin.gay
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Visiting my friend Laundry Detergent who is currently serving a life sentence in prison for the crime of being needed by poor people.

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No matter how old Joe Biden is, the fact remains that Donald Trump could not pass the background check requirements for the very lowest level of security clearance required of contractors and employees for the US Government.

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I want a real journalist to look into the Gaiman accusations. I shouldn’t have to hear this from TERFS. I believe the victims, I just want the details to be provided by people who share my values and standards of behavior.

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I don’t exactly count as a woman anymore but I need a more credible investigation before I’m willing to vote a certain way in a jury. But that doesn’t mean I don’t believe the victims - I just don’t feel like I’ve had the opportunity to properly hear the accusation and response.

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Jane Ball (bean-sídhe era) 's avatar Jane Ball (bean-sídhe era) @wattylerrising.bsky.social
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i am uncertain about this topic, though i have some definitive statements to make about it.

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You’ve heard of time theft and quiet quitting. Now underpaid underemployed employees are Not Helping. How to spot the signs.

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Korach: Chosen to wrestle with god, but not like that

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put the holiday on a Thursday as one more way to stratify society

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I’m curious to know what other awful things they’ve been up to and seeing them indicted as well.

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Dr. Abolish the Police's avatar Dr. Abolish the Police @pwr2dppl.bsky.social
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If Trump has to be allowed on ballots then employers should only be allowed to ask whether you’ve ever been convicted of 35 felonies.

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Dr. Abolish the Police's avatar Dr. Abolish the Police @pwr2dppl.bsky.social
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If you are in this picture draw an arrow and I will wave at you.

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McNulty thinking that Stringer was some kind of genius because he read wealth of nations is why we need the humanities.

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Omar Little and Brother Muzon holding Stringer Bell accountable for the harm he did in the community. Because the police don’t keep us safe, we keep us safe.

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Rude, unproductive communication gets you moved to the bottom of the endless pile.

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🚨If you want something, and the email from the service rep tells you they need something before they can proceed, you do not need to send additional emails that do not include the information they requested.🚨

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I meant a year, lol. A month is also fine. I’m not trying to tell 40,000 people not to give me $2/month.

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Can 40,000 people just give me $2 a month so I can make a puppet show full time.

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Why does clearing follow receiving? How about sitting with it

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There’s a beautiful alternate timeline story starting here in Other Covenants

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oh you're going to Leave America if Trump wins? buddy, you couldn't leave Twitter when the Nazi took over so simmer down lol

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Everybody paying attention seems really stressed out. Yeesh.

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Swirly noodles are better than tube noodles. Bow ties are trash. Egg noodles are a waste of humanity’s resources.

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Murray won’t even sit still and listen when I tell him to get a job. He’s such a freeloader.

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