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dad, dev, storyteller to the window, to the wall


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Great. SCMP is basically RT. Just say no. That is all.

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Wait Texas made it illegal for power companies to show a map of their outages? Fucking hilarious if true

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SCMP is basically Beijing’s version of the “Voice of America”, a naked anti-anything-not-China propaganda outlet Could still be true but anything sourced from it should probably be corroborated.

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Yes

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The song was written by Hoyt Axton tho

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“Perm, do both”, as debaters say.

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Ah yes the Sleater-Kinney to Bikini Kill pipeline

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Developing the trash sorting robot woulda cost an order of magnitude less than flooding the market with dumbshit chat bots.

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...and now you can go into that cocktail party armed with the proper background on Skibidi when you start talking about "kids these days". Gen Alpha is just getting started, too, so fucking buckle up.

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5. It's NOT related to "Skibidi" by Russian rave artist Little Big, but that does show you how much Russian and Bulgarian dance music cross-pollinate with each other.

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4. And that song itself is probably shouting out the infamous 1994 track "Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop" by Scatman John. Sorry for reminding you of that one. But in Balkan hip hop that clearly made an impression as it shows up over and over.

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3. In turn, Dragonov is shouting out an iconic Bulgarian grime dance number from 2000 produced by Rumanetsa & Enchev called "Pipni me tuk". The Dragonov track contains lyrics from that song, and the R&E song has the phrase "dip skibidi dip dip skibidi tip tip"

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2. The particular "skibidi" in "Skibidi Toilet" is a distorted sample of "Dom Dom Yes Yes" by Bulgarian-Turkish hip-hop artist Biser Dragonov. This is a typical Balkan hip-hop song where he boasts about how he's going to beat you at drag racing and run off with your girl.

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1. "Skibidi" itself is a long-running phrase in "scat singing", rhythmic constellations of nonsense syllables set to a syncopated rhythm. The exact vocalization of "skibidi" probably goes back to at least the 1940s and perhaps longer.

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The linguistic background of Skibidi Toilet...a thread:

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if a hospital says she’s mentally ill she probably actually is, yo “leniency” hopefully means “involuntary treatment” which is definitely not a picnic i tend to agree that Chaya herself needs to face…something…

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oh wait, you WERE talking about naming and shaming to which i fully agree without reservation hard to make it a crime tho

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6000 SUX, electric version

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i’m with you but it is in fact very hard to define “stochastic terrorism” in a way that won’t be used to target our side

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yes, let’s further stigmatize mental illness, that will totally solve authoritarianism!! 🙄

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A+

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jayzus, cake-o

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most men were socialized from like the age of 3 to never show weakness and to expect violence if they do it’s super fucked and difficult to overcome. but overcome it we must.

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ah ok, thanks Google came up empty 🤣

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what does “polex” mean?

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And on that note - you mean to tell me there's no #bowling interest group on bluesky? How can I brag about my recent personal best?

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I've been a bit remiss on the skeeting & reply-guying lately but some of it was a lack of ipad organization so I just forgot to do it.

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Preach

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Cult mentality is a real motherfucker

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suum cuique tribuere

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Tough one. He's still a cop, so fuggem.

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That widowed hyphen is a bit off-putting.

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Yep! Not the only proxy for race either.

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So how THE FUCK how does this comply with the 4th Amendment to make people pay for this?!?!?! or maybe it just doesn’t and the governments are now just ignoring Gideon v Wainwright? I mean I had no fucking idea

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Sounds like SinSaint’s counsel should write a letter with an attached check for $3000 and a settlement offer and say “here’s for your pains now fuck off”

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Here’s a strange thing to happen. Taking a cross country road trip and crossing the Laurens County SC line while listening to “My Shot” from Hamilton. Of course the county and city was owned by the musical character’s awful father.

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Quoting Herzl is the tactical nuke of Israel discourse Milquetoast American Zionists can’t handle it.

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While I don’t fully channel my maternal ancestors, as a dad I’ve developed a weird talent of seeing 5 minutes into the future and counseling my child against her current course of action.

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Clarence Thomas’ yacht money will dry up if he goes along with that.

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Things have gotten so grim on the roads these days that when someone does something courteous like making space to merge I get annoyed and wonder what they’re up to 🤨

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OK so if you're older than about 25 and are terrified by Skibidi Toilet, all you need to know is that it's just Weird Al meets They Live meets Armored Fleet Dairugger XV. That's all it is, and for what it's worth, it's actually pretty good. Let the kids enjoy things.

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that’s fair, my take was excessively reductive otoh, developmental realities are real and when you’re in situations of stewardship with limited authority—it’s a bit scary

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I’ve been an intermittent para-educator and I agree. Alphas are far more chill than their millennial predecessors.

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Nearly-adult capabilities but toddler-level impulse control. A lot of adults are like that too but it’s somewhat normal for teens. Doesn’t make them less terrifying.

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under 19th century nationality laws Nikki couldn't be a citizen anyway because of her South Asian ancestry

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The part when several of them Nuremberg Law authoring fucks got degrees in Jim Crow from the University of Arkansas is right Not the part about the choice of target tho.

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having actually worked in the wedding-industrial complex, I don't know that either is true but I suppose we can stop throwing the sexist bromides around any time now

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that's not a bridezilla this term is probably bad, though--at a minimum maybe we should ban it except for people who actually work in the wedding-industrial complex

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I could see “suggestive” but “adult”? I suppose conclusive evidence of the existence of nipples is thoughtcrime tho

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ridicule that punches up is not only OK but a moral obligation

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