The Onion @theonion.com

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Rare 90s Grunge Band @scobo68.bsky.social [ View ] May 13, 2024 at 20:06 UTC

I hate when I do that. Can't believe in 2024 there's no Gold Bar slot.

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John Price @calmthoughts.bsky.social [ View ] May 13, 2024 at 20:41 UTC

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social [ View ] May 13, 2024 at 20:07 UTC

"as his ingot was rejected" lmao. that's pure gold

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Joseph O @josepho.bsky.social [ View ] May 13, 2024 at 20:33 UTC

He never understands why the bank teller looks at him funny when he asks for change. “Just give me smaller gold bars, please.”

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曹昌倫 @arlentsao.bsky.social [ View ] May 13, 2024 at 20:02 UTC

Throw him in prison next to Sleepy Don

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Nick Manos @manos.lol [ View ] May 13, 2024 at 21:55 UTC

📌

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Moxie @moxieonabeach.bsky.social [ View ] May 13, 2024 at 21:15 UTC

😂 lock them all up - assholes

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AheadByEcho @aheadbyecho.bsky.social [ View ] May 14, 2024 at 00:48 UTC

The Onion is actually making me laugh out loud these days. Nice work.

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@littlefonzie920.bsky.social [ View ] May 13, 2024 at 20:55 UTC

This is great.

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