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The Onion@theonion.com |
"If he were smart, he’d at least have put on light, loose-fitting clothing before he went outside. And maybe if he followed the news, he would know to schedule his activities so he’s not outdoors during the hottest part of the day."
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Bobbie Bees
@bobbiegarnet.bsky.social
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If only homeless people, men in particular, would learn that dresses are very comfortable and breezy and lend an air of sophistication and elegance to any situation. Imagine how much happier he'd be in a nice free flowing dress.
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Nicki Stephens
@nicki2910.bsky.social
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Supercilious shit from the haven’t got a clue crew.
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Leo Allen
@leojallenjr.bsky.social
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😂 Sadly, nowadays I wouldn't be surprised to hear people say stuff like this.
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Jason in Arlington
@lostarlingtonian.bsky.social
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He'd have read Ben Shapiro and learned to cool himself down with his bootstraps.
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Crunky Brewster
@grungeking.bsky.social
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ITT: People uninitiated with The Onion News
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IamSami
@iamsammi.bsky.social
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Fuck You!
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H. Owlett
@hedwigowlett.bsky.social
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You think he's there by choice? SMFH.
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Carter Edman
@carteredman.bsky.social
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This one cuts.
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Mike
@mitchellmike.bsky.social
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Some stories are funny, and some aren't.
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