The Onion @theonion.com

PRO: A good way to cover up the bullet holes. CON: Use of woke “Thou/Thy” pronouns.

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@ivory1.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 19:11 UTC

"CON: Just finished building golden calf." 😄

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Freedom @freedom2b.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 00:31 UTC

Gold trump statue at CPAC wears white shirt, long red tie, dark blazer, flag shorts. Holds a magic wand. Stands in front of red curtain. Devotee venerates statue.

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John Forsyth @jhfhockey.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 19:14 UTC

Schools should erect an annotated version detailing when and how often Trump has broken each of the Commandments.

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