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87%: Average viewer’s blood pressure spike. 135,000,000: American adults who were apparently worse choices for president. 73: Undecided votes at stake.

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Guy Fawkes @guyfawkes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 00:56 UTC

73 is super generous...

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Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 12:55 UTC

Undecided voters truly blow my mind. Both these dudes have been president before. You know exactly what they're going to be like. What more information are you looking for exactly?

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My Chihuahua has seen things @bkbirge.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 02:35 UTC

The Onion gets truthier everyday.

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Wool-Encased Tea Addict @passeriform.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 23:58 UTC

This. Is. PERFECT.

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Harry @iharry.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 00:29 UTC

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OliveThat @witty-the-glitch.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 00:17 UTC

I laugh cause if I don’t I’ll cry. 😂

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