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Trump: “We have a system that is rigged and disgusting.” TRUE: You’re seeing it on full display.

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Ryondor's avatar Ryondor @ryondor.bsky.social
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I'd love to see a drug screening of both candidates. I bet one is much more troubling than the other, but both probably aren't great.

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Excalibur Discount Legal Services's avatar Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social
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I wouldn't care if this country collapsed into chaos. COVID convinced me Americans are a terminally selfish people who deserve it. But I will always take the decent senile man over the sociopathic narcissist. I'm 40 and don't remember a time we got the candidates we wanted. Obama 2008, I guess?

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John Forsyth 's avatar John Forsyth @jhfhockey.bsky.social
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On the bright side there's still a chance a meteor could strike the planet and render the human race extinct. 🤞

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terminal>'s avatar terminal> @loremanlear.bsky.social
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This is a valid prediction.

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Σειληνός (Seilēnós)'s avatar Σειληνός (Seilēnós) @seilenos.bsky.social
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Trump set the stage for Roe to be repealed. Biden didn't "oversee" anything on that score.

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Trump speaks, lies follow

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