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"Contrary to the abhorrent rumors circulating about our company, Maybelline does not test our waterproof eye makeup on live Italian widows."

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Lee Toma's avatar Lee Toma @leetoma.bsky.social
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🎶 Maybe she died with it 🎶

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sid's avatar sid @sidvicio.us
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mama miabe its maybelline

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En Buen Ora's avatar En Buen Ora @enbuenora.bsky.social
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my...answered by the T-shirt

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Harry Pujols's avatar Harry Pujols @harrypujols.bsky.social
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Bastardi.

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Steve with a Q's avatar Steve with a Q @stevewithaq.bsky.social
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With a strange emphasis on "live" for some reason...

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Tayto ( Cheesy Rawk flavoured ) ☭☘️'s avatar Tayto ( Cheesy Rawk flavoured ) ☭☘️ @redshiftdrifter.bsky.social
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This is reply guy level humour. What the fuck is going on with The Onion?

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