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Jonathan Polley@theotherjon.bsky.social |
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Now I want to see the disclaimer section of the Soda Stream documentation. “Warranty is void if you carbonate any form of brining liquid. “
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Sweet, dill or any pickle juice?
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That was the first video I shared with my wife when we were dating.
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I’m just tempering the glass.
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I am three Commodore VIC-20s in a trench coat.
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Worth every Turkish Lira.
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It’s scary when the monitor has the “two person lift” symbol embossed on the back.
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I wonder what the NeXT TV would have looked like.
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The elderly have their large print books and the tech bros have their tiny mind books.
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It was an abandoned property and they have squatters rights to it.
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The self destroying vehicle.
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Looks like swing dancing to me.
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I am 110 bps with an acoustic coupler.
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He has a spore sense of humor.
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That’s what you get for making “Old Man Noises”™️ when you sit or stand
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Giddy up
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Captain Hook was a musical theatre major.
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Pudding of Distain.
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Trap?
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The second one also looks as stiff as floor tile.
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It would be nice if you could take them to small claims court. $200 plus court costs per person would add up quickly.
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5000% humidity?
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I thought she was working on her massage license.
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I see that you have it tethered to your iPhone 😇
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I would like to hear a description as “beat poetry.”
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I smell salmonella, let me make sure it’s safe.
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Gravitational waves.
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You should win more storage.
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4th-wall is a pretty good description of social media.
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The SGI Samurai. One sword slick for the monitor and one for the main unit.
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Sardonic hamburger and veiled treats? Sounds yummy.
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That is definitely the cover of a debut album.
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Do you have guest stars?
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@darthbluesky.bsky.social Fondant Potatoes Mark II. youtu.be/eZjdvXrrFzA
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I think that is black body radiation.
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The two ICs next to the process looked like the covered entrances to a swanky restaurant.
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He’s gorgeous.
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I’ll be glad to be their poor sociopath.
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Isn’t this how the Sith were created?
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Other people who cosplay as “trad wives” or “trad families”.
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@annamegill.com You may want to avoid Iceland. mastodon.social/@scalzi/1125...
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The Ghost of Justice Present.
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Is it also an adhesive?
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That looks like the cover of a crime novel.
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As soon as you hit “submit” on the episode.
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No one will laugh at you when they see you driving this around.
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“Allergic Shakespeare Theater” would make a nice SNL skit.
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🎶When you’re a cat, you’re a cat all the way.🎶
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It is also available on YouTube, for those who can’t/wont Spotify. youtu.be/DITO5RVk2gI
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Each customer complaint costs them 1% of their assets.
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