Michelle

Michelle @theothermichelle.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 22:44 UTC

Forced brother states starving children. JFC. 😤

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Michelle @theothermichelle.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:59 UTC

Jfc. I had no idea there was insurance for sexual abuse. That should not be a thing. Sex abuse should bankrupt any church or business. Full stop.

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Michelle @theothermichelle.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 17:02 UTC

Not just a chance, but probably our last chance. 😟

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Michelle @theothermichelle.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:48 UTC

How’s the Canadian immigration website doing tonight? Crashed yet?

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Michelle @theothermichelle.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 02:01 UTC

It’s because of creeps like him that I quit hostessing after 2 weeks and never went back to restaurant work. Don’t harass service workers who know their tips depend on you being happy. It’s so gross. 🤢

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Michelle @theothermichelle.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 03:19 UTC

Deregulation is a hella of a drug. 🫤

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Michelle @theothermichelle.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 02:07 UTC

🎶 I see the bad moon a-risin' I see trouble on the way 🎶

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Michelle @theothermichelle.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 19:02 UTC

As long as it’s not 8 days a week I don’t see the problem.

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Michelle @theothermichelle.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 00:59 UTC

The phallus is too big. Someone’s overcompensating. 🤭

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Michelle @theothermichelle.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 11:45 UTC

Everyone, please make sure you are up to date on your whopping cough booster: it is called the tdap and it’s only once every 10 years. I got my booster at my local grocery store pharmacy. Saving lives is easy!!!!

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Michelle @theothermichelle.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 10:13 UTC

Me becoming a drug dealer in the dystopian future of next year, packing plan B and depo-provera shots.

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Michelle @theothermichelle.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 10:05 UTC

Why is there always a man trying to make it about him???

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Michelle @theothermichelle.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 03:03 UTC

And this is why he needs jail time. Imagine being a juror, risking your life, convicting him on 34 counts, all for him to get probation or some other slap on the wrist. And we wonder why no one wants to do jury duty. 🙄

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Michelle @theothermichelle.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 02:15 UTC

Yes, abusers should be permanently shunned by the public. This shouldn’t be a question.

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Michelle @theothermichelle.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 01:08 UTC

War on Christmas starting early this year?

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Michelle @theothermichelle.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 01:06 UTC

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Michelle @theothermichelle.bsky.social [ View ] May 26, 2024 at 21:49 UTC

I’m so sorry for your loss. My family spent our Memorial Day gathering discussing our hero and relative, Lt. John Oakes 🫡who died fighting nazis at the Battle of the Bulge. We spoke about how we hope his sacrifice wasn’t in vain as Trump and his nazis loom, ready and waiting. 😡🤬

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Michelle @theothermichelle.bsky.social [ View ] May 22, 2024 at 00:25 UTC

The Turd Reich

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Michelle @theothermichelle.bsky.social [ View ] May 02, 2024 at 00:06 UTC

Put on a yankee cap.

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Michelle @theothermichelle.bsky.social [ View ] May 01, 2024 at 23:40 UTC

If the police are so proud of what they’re doing, why do they hide their names on their uniforms?

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Michelle @theothermichelle.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 27, 2024 at 00:35 UTC

Similar vibes, the AI yearbook page.

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Michelle @theothermichelle.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 20, 2024 at 00:00 UTC

Someone needs to check if he’s made a boom boom in his diaper.

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Michelle @theothermichelle.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 18, 2024 at 18:03 UTC

How has ignoring old zombie laws worked for us lately? I’ll go ask Arizona.

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Michelle @theothermichelle.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 17, 2024 at 01:55 UTC

Stop it before you get someone killed. This is irresponsible.

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Michelle @theothermichelle.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 17, 2024 at 01:50 UTC

True. I’m a nurse, CPR now teaches chest compressions only if you don’t have proper equipment for rescue breathing. There is enough oxygen in the blood to be sufficient until transport to the hospital so long as compression is done correctly.

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Michelle @theothermichelle.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 15, 2024 at 17:33 UTC

Was recently in Disney World. Saw some maga men. Was disappointed they seem to have ended their Disney boycott. 😞

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Michelle @theothermichelle.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 13, 2024 at 02:57 UTC

If Ina Garten taught me anything, it’s that the secret to a happy marriage is for your husband to mostly be in Connecticut.

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Michelle @theothermichelle.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 09, 2024 at 11:24 UTC

Wow, Boomers are doing well, what a shocker! Do you know any people under 45 Paul?

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Michelle @theothermichelle.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 04, 2024 at 17:04 UTC

Life under capitalism in a nutshell.

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Michelle @theothermichelle.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 28, 2024 at 23:52 UTC

This is for sure how time works for us wage slaves.

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Michelle @theothermichelle.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 25, 2024 at 17:03 UTC

The definition of insanity has been changed from doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different outcome to expecting Donny to face consequences for anything at all, ever.

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Michelle @theothermichelle.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 25, 2024 at 17:00 UTC

We’d be lectured to along the lines of “can’t do the time? Don’t do the crime” as they take everything we own.

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Michelle @theothermichelle.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 19, 2024 at 16:11 UTC

That’s to prevent swelling and pressure ulcers. Dude was very unwell if nursing was elevating his arms.

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Michelle @theothermichelle.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 19, 2024 at 04:31 UTC

What in the John Oliver is this?

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Michelle @theothermichelle.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 19, 2024 at 03:56 UTC

It’s the air conditioning for me.

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Michelle @theothermichelle.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 11, 2024 at 14:33 UTC

Can we vote for which god? I vote Zeus!

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Michelle @theothermichelle.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 27, 2024 at 19:38 UTC

And somehow you’re also naked. 🤔

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Michelle @theothermichelle.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 25, 2024 at 12:27 UTC

Oh so NOW they believe in evolutionary science? Convenient.

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Michelle @theothermichelle.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 24, 2024 at 23:54 UTC

Sounds like someone’s one step away from building camps to concentrate them in. I don’t say that lightly.

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Michelle @theothermichelle.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 19, 2024 at 15:28 UTC

I couldn’t put pictures of my students in their own yearbook without parental permission. I hope someone sues!

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Michelle @theothermichelle.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 08, 2024 at 19:32 UTC

The schools I worked at in Florida didn’t have social workers to begin with, but this is not an improvement.

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Michelle @theothermichelle.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 02, 2024 at 18:41 UTC

My point is that ACA plans are not as cheap as they pretend to be, and might even be as expensive as cobra. Lucky you that you don’t need it, but telling people to take it might be bad advice.

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Michelle @theothermichelle.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 02, 2024 at 03:19 UTC

You own the IRS if you use an ACA plan. No one ever talks about this. Can’t wait to see how much I own Uncle Sam this year because I wanted healthcare!!!

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Michelle @theothermichelle.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 30, 2024 at 17:46 UTC

I’m childfree, so I’m open-faced sandwich generation.

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Michelle @theothermichelle.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 21:24 UTC

👄Loud mouth women: bad Loud mouth men:

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Michelle @theothermichelle.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 22, 2023 at 13:40 UTC

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Michelle @theothermichelle.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 14, 2023 at 12:59 UTC

My company gave us a free subscription to the Calm app instead of hiring people to relieve the understaffing that lead to our burnout. Gaslighting at its finest!

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Michelle @theothermichelle.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 14, 2023 at 12:51 UTC

Will they explode like his rockets?

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