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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:13 UTC

Book

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:33 UTC

ty

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 22:58 UTC

a talk show about talking about shows called talk shows hosted by you

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 22:54 UTC

i don't know what a godmother is

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:35 UTC

quality food

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:24 UTC

i c bad manners

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 13:18 UTC

good morning

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 22:02 UTC

i am also running for president but my only campaign promise is that the crimes ill commit will be really funny

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 09:46 UTC

the thing about everquest is that it was actually a really shit game. just as a game.

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 06:26 UTC

guest: [indecipherable gibberish] me:

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 23:42 UTC

excuse me but i couldn't help overhearing you existing. i hope im not being too forward when i request that you cease.

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 23:39 UTC

no

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 17:35 UTC

drunk guy explaining how he's figured out the trick to making money at casinos. simply win more than you lose.

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 17:16 UTC

what about pandas

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 17:04 UTC

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social chooseAncestry goblin

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 09:06 UTC

fucking hate drunk guests

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 07:04 UTC

walk in: do you have rooms available me: i do not him: why me: because the rooms i have are unavailable due to people being in them.

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 06:51 UTC

this probably isn't that funny now that i think about it. it was supposed to be at my expense my bad ill do better

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 06:46 UTC

damn all this time i thought my gay spymaster was asking if id checked for bugs

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 06:34 UTC

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 05:10 UTC

walk in: hello how's it going me:

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 11:22 UTC

asking the front desk who they will vote for is a really weird thing to do, actually.

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 07:06 UTC

caller: hi what is your day use rate me: the day use rate is the same as staying one full night her: that's ridiculous, ive never heard of a hotel without a day use rate me: that's not true though you heard it from me just now

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:37 UTC

hell yeah

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:30 UTC

can the title be "that dog won't skate"

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:46 UTC

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:41 UTC

semi unrelated, you got fighter? dang in just a lame ass sorcerer

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:20 UTC

freedom isn't free its $29.99 in the decal aisle but you know what is free? shipping on your purchase of $50 or more on merch at fuckbiden dot com

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:27 UTC

jesus walked so that jkr could run

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:26 UTC

lol

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 09:59 UTC

rando: can i rent a bed in a room me: you want to rent a room? him: no no. a bed. in a room. me: i don't understand. you want to rent a bed, but not a room? him: yeah. like in someone's room. me: you want to rent...a bed in someone else's room him: yeah, that me:

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:51 UTC

mental gealth feels more visceral

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:48 UTC

i hate palm trees. they make me angry. my current therapist often points out that emotions & behaviors are adaptations to keep us safe. taken as is, this means that, for whatever reason, my time in the tropics was so traumatic that my brain sees palm trees as a threat. that's depressing.

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:32 UTC

the romans crossed me. they fell. coincidence? maybe. but are you prepared to test that theory?

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 07:05 UTC

never really appreciated how pointlessly large pick ups are until one literally pulled up, blocked the doors and completely blasted the entire lobby with its high beams

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 05:52 UTC

my boss: im checking in me: uh him: im in house tonight me: i mean. it's your hotel.

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 05:14 UTC

let's go to work and suffer

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:29 UTC

she is to be feared

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 07:54 UTC

not good enough

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 08:28 UTC

hey so if you don't request room service you don't really want to complain that your room is messy. ive got real bad news about who made the mess.

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 05:38 UTC

lol

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 05:25 UTC

he is strong

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 05:18 UTC

I have to get ready for work in 12 minutes. time for a nap

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 05:13 UTC

counterpoint: [random explosions]

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 22:14 UTC

my therapist cons grey

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 22:11 UTC

like new, barely sharpened

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 19:29 UTC

last night Happened and i really wish it hadn't.

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 09:31 UTC

it's going to be so loud

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sadpandə @thesadpanda.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 09:30 UTC

im going to scream

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