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Used to post under my real name on the Twitter dot com. But this is bLue Sky baby!!! A place to be unhinged.


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The pride of Nova Scotia

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It's been a 12 year project of figuring out how to make a team in his image. This is the final form

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Beyond frustrating the way Didier Deschamps has made a team of nine water carriers, a keeper and Mbappé. He's built a whole team in his image and it fuckin sucks ass

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Can't believe I became a rebooted Planet of the Apes guy but it happened. I haven't been able to stop thinking about the very good ape lads for the last two months. Apes together strong

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Important part of adulthood is realizing that you are not a funny person and accepting that fact about yourself. Now, it's more difficult to accept when you realize you also bring nothing else to the table but life is a journey of discovery.

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two months in a row of sleeping like shit and feeling bad all the time. but will I take any steps to correct this? reader, I will not

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Change managers? Not where I work

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Make work projects for an army of grifters and climbers

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It's Kendall Roy speak

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I love to end up sitting beside a guy who works on "change management" for our department. Fascinating to listen to his conversations. What a load of abstract bullshit this stuff can be. (Sorry if this offends change managers)

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Stilgar: [Recites intel reports from Tleilax] Paul Atreides: (Acts surprised) "To me, that's preposterous. Duncan Idaho gholas, things of that nature."

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what do you call a post on here? a bloot? love too be subblooted

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man, if I had talent or skill or a grindset brain I probably could have capitalized on Dune entering the zeitgeist the way it has. instead, I shall diminish and go into the west, a simpleton

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Sad to say that my time as a junior analyst at CHOAM has come to an end due to the ascension of Paul "Muad'Dib" Atreides to The Golden Lion Throne as Emperor of the Known Universe. Hoping to have one more spice coffee before they send me to paradise!

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buddy, it's 12 steps from my couch to the cupboard for another bag of chips

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googled "how to recover from burnout" and frankly, I'm even more burnt out from reading recommendations!

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thinking about Stilgar and Sietch Tabr

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Dune like dinner

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I am Dune

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Currently standing in the Emperor's Hutment hearing reports that atomics have been used here on Arrakis. Who would risk breaking the Great Convention like this?? All the same, having a great time networking!

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Going on a work trip to Arrakis with the Emperor and his court. I'm sure this will go smoothly. Can't wait to try spice coffee!

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It fuckin' rips

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Saw Dune Part Two last night and I might have to fire up the old jacurutu dot com account or join Reddit to talk about this until it comes out on Thursday

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Watched it a few weeks back, can confirm. Tremendous picture

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Enjoying my first day as a Junior Analyst at Combine Honnete Ober Advanced Mercantiles (CHOAM)

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love too look back at the past 10 years of my life and feel like I've built an empire of dirt

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In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink it here. And when we're no longer here, our friends will be drinking our beer.

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When you stop and think about it. What a thing.

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Life really is something huh?

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everything feels so bad lol

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The thinking man's idiot

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youtu.be/uRDfpXJuhWg?...

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Truly amazing how differently "Here Comes a Regular" hits as a 30 something loser compared to being a teenage or 20 something loser.

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It me, the lazy eyed bastard

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everyone is just sooooooo smart and I'm a simple moron xo

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Remembering a time, long ago, when I went on a Tottenham podcast a handful of times and was just very bad at it lol

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this was caused by discovering that there's a Judge Steve Harvey show now

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pondering the concept of a Judge Judy/Judge Joe Mathis type show but the judge is also a Juggalo. presides over the same type of stuff but is in full Juggalo makeup in the robes. "Judge Juggalo, coming next fall on freevee teevee"

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not doing good

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lotta people need to shut the fuck up

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lmao, that cropping is janky as hell. this rocks

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Bullshit

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Wot's all this then

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