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thiiird person@thiiirdperson.bsky.social |
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he/them. AuDHDad, professional yapper.
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thiiird person
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im probably reaching. it feels good to stretch even if you come up short! speaking of do you think buddha's short for barracudha? i don't think so. barracudha grow to be five or six feet tops. Siddartha Gautama stood over six feet tall. If anything, buddha's LONG for barracudha!
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thiiird person
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don't get mad but i think swimming pools by kendrick lamar is secretly about witnessing women being "you say you a lesbian girl me too"ed at studio parties and Beyonce's red cup kisses plus his "dive" bar (then u diiive in it) Michigan J Frog (who WOULD know that NLU video knock!!!) honeys babies
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thiiird person
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turns out i was working for a futile lord the whole time 😣 gonna try couchserfing for a while
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thiiird person
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my podcast prep is nothing like your podcast prep
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thiiird person
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Pontius Pirate should have freed Captain Kidd of Man but he let Barrabosa go instead
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thiiird person
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that's not what i heard!
but right after I heard it, the #metoo movement randomly came to an abrupt end and i nearly forgot what i had heard.
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thiiird person
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i don't think Will can "at least agree" here actually. i think his main move is to start a Fight and then walk away from a Discourse
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thiiird person
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sounds a bit like she chose violence first and you chose self defense!
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I’m stretching ingredients as much as possible but I’m just about out of food. My disabled child has a specific diet as well that I need to keep stocked or he won’t eat. Groceries are $400.
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thiiird person
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"...a piano? a guitar? anything! See, my name is Lucy, I'm your dog!" - third act creature from "You're Coloring Out Of Space, Charlie Brown!"
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thiiird person
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people who say "this chaps my ass" but dont own a bidet... do they even have an accurate baseline from which to judge?
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thiiird person
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betcha sometimes uncle ruckus just sits around saying walt and skyler white's address to himself
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thiiird person
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Jeff Jizz would be a wild rap alter ego. It's like his family name so it never comes up. He comes from a long trail of Jizzes
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thiiird person
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Voters putting on fake mustaches and jumping fifteen buses to win the right to meet the president reelect in temecula and whoop feet.
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thiiird person
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i don't trust Ambien. it's always trying to end woke
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Ian Coldwater 📦💥
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Hello world! It's my birthday and I'm fundraising for the port-a-potties at George Floyd Square! Because everyone needs a place to go 💛🤎 CA: $ iancoldwater V: @ Ian-Coldwater PP dot me /coldwater Please help support if you can and boost for reach! Thank you! 🤗
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FaultyPussy🫦 (blocked by WaPo)
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it's not my responsibility to be likeable, or easy to understand, it's my responsibility to do and say the things that make me feel the most free
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thiiird person
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jaded dominatrices be like "everybody want the denouement, nobody wanna deny the orgasm"
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thiiird person
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a russian guy could casually comment the factual truth: "there is literally nothing any American Democrat could do to get me to vote for Joe Biden, who helped to fund a genocide" and like 3-5 loyal Dems will show up to go back and forth with him for HOURS. i see it OVER AND OVER AND OVER on tiktok
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thiiird person
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this is what i have left to offer the Dems i consistently vote for: five days per month from now to November where i remind Dems where the real fight is and where it ISNT. im not even sure if *im* voting for Biden in MI, but i see how the NYT is treating democracy so this is the small part i will do
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thiiird person
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"you stubborn anti genocide hardliners sound like bots" maybe listen to yourself and make 200 cold calls for someone like David LaGrand this afternoon from 4-8 pm eastern - so you know you're not arguing with bots!!! - instead of casting fake-stoic rationalization as "realism" for strangers online
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thiiird person
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the only time i'll entertain the (very real) notion that Putin hires spammers to sow discord amongst the left is when im talking to a Dem about why they need to stop bugging nonvoters online and start phonebanking instead. "how do you know they're even eligible to vote? that they're even American?"
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thiiird person
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Swish in The Matrix, despondent: "naught but net. naught but net"
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Error Crater (Them, like the giant ant)
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a supervillain/hero called shitposter who comes to the fight with opinions that make people shrivel with rage. "margarine tastes better than butter! who really gives a shit about orangutans! Hyundais are the best cars! i'd rather watch looney tunes than anime! the american flag is bad design!"
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thiiird person
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if Scout Finch had been named Spy or even Tank, that poor Negro man might have had a fighting chance at Justice
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thiiird person
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when you buy crocs you should be able to select how acupuncturey those footbeds are. it could be a slider or even radio buttons. other times you get a pair that feel pre-sweated in and other times you walk on a thousand legos for the first thousand steps
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thiiird person
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i'm a pescitarian. i only eat animals that are funny to me, like a clownfish
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thiiird person
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there should be a way to spray a substance on the laundry mountain on the couch and get a gamestop trade in amount sent to your cashapp as the thothing evaporates
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thiiird person
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no, YOUsurp. i surpASS, bitch
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thiiird person
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never gossip to a taint because they love always being in the middle of some nutso shit
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thiiird person
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flaw-de-rol and shittle-pee-pee, what shall this tuesday bring unto me? skeets with teeth, that wail and gnash! beer's on vacay! quote with trash! #TrashTuesday
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thiiird person
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thiiird person
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lmaoooo
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FaultyPussy🫦 (blocked by WaPo)
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any woman who has "slept her way to the top" actually worked in a situation where men withhold career progress until they recieve sexual favors
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thiiird person
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i know what you're about to suggest but don't. what i would like to see is Moose Tracks Oops! All Fudge, not "a quart and a half of mackinac island fudge. it's not. the fucking. same. and another thing, it used to be two quarts. my whole childhood it was the half gallon. and a tamagotchi was $12.
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dani (they/them chaos goblin)
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thiiird person
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its either food thats been digested zero times or one time. really a tiny difference when you add in the soap concept. the soap way is less food than the oncefood so it resets it
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thiiird person
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wouldnt put it past them to feature flag non premium 2fa and forget to turn it all the way in or fire the guy who remembered without good continuity
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thiiird person
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they so rarely do practical physical set craft like that mothership anymore!! Films like ID4, Total Recall, Fifth Element... stuff that people would build to make those worlds feel real is usually done with uncannily lit, pseudo-weighty CGI lately. Emmerich put his damn foot in ID4
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thiiird person
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getting banned from early 90s twitter for telling a stranger to color themself badd
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thiiird person
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kick and snare as foundation and floorboards. bass as carpeting. midrange chords for wallpaper, low end pads to light it right. hi hats are the decor. the melody is the party. the countermelody means people showed up. the beat drops are the lulls in the convos when everyone feels eerie then laughs
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thiiird person
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sitting here cheering like "LATHE! LATHE! LATHE!"
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sara mchenry
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I'm in my responding to stimuli era
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thiiird person
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huh. guess its not just me. anyways here's a wondrous wall of sounds that i build brick by brick.
stream indie slappers for free or take them home without DRM restrictions at thiiirdperson.bandcamp.com
this is what i do for a living. come hear why i'm able to make it work!
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thiiird person
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if the NYT lying about Palestinians being rapists to help dial up support for a genocide wasnt what got you to unsubscribe, but obsessing over Biden's fitness to rule when Trump is the other guy was the last straw, i'd keep the self-backpats to the group chats and discords today. but that's just me!
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thiiird person
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support the type thought leaders who never get NYT bylines and so are never paid to get it wrong. they simply get it right for free instead. but theres still a tension there, right? complete the fair transaction for labor performed well. or call it "direct support" if your ego needs that label!
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thiiird person
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let it get shaky i'll park his son from euphoria has a layer about how sundowning causes the mind to get shaky and how death is a sunset
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Chantal James
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You should listen to the mad on madness, & the disabled on disability, not those who take it upon themselves to speak for us.
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