AUDRA

AUDRA @thotbugatti.com [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 05:13 UTC

I used to think my best brain posting came directly after my injection but now that I’ve forgotten to do it in the morning for 3 weeks in a row, I’m finding that I’m extremely unhinged at night when my levels are at an all time low

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AUDRA @thotbugatti.com [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 05:09 UTC

I’m starting to think you guys just like me for my big personality and not my witty, zany banter

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AUDRA @thotbugatti.com [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:35 UTC

Everything that happened before my 21st birthday basically didn’t even happen at all

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AUDRA @thotbugatti.com [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:31 UTC

I don’t think I actually acquired a consciousness or sentience for that matter until 2020

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AUDRA @thotbugatti.com [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:17 UTC

As a trans woman, I don’t think I would ever feel more validated if one of my older [female] relatives approached me and asked me if I wanted to sell Mary Kay. I don’t, but I’m glad that you view me as an equal

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AUDRA @thotbugatti.com [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:14 UTC

I think part of maturing and turning 25 is dropping the act that you think whiteclaw is good. OOOOTHER hard seltzers are good, if they taste like what they say the do.

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AUDRA @thotbugatti.com [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:15 UTC

Measured myself today. I’m sorry 6’+ tall woman club. I went from 6’1 to 5’11 in the past 4 years on hrt. I didn’t mean to betray you in this way.

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AUDRA @thotbugatti.com [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:47 UTC

Had a redneckish dude get pissed at me for opening the door for him a few weeks ago like damn man I’m so sorry for being polite

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AUDRA @thotbugatti.com [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 17:26 UTC

Getting a tattoo on one half of my ass of Kamala saying “do not come” and then on the other half of my ass I’m getting trump saying “I’m gonna come”

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AUDRA @thotbugatti.com [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 05:12 UTC

So true bathroom, wall graffiti .

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AUDRA @thotbugatti.com [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 00:41 UTC

You totally can’t tell because of the light, but I’m wearing a pink shirt and pink pants. Going to become a DJ and name myself DJ Clown Bimbo

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AUDRA @thotbugatti.com [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:50 UTC

To all the dudes on here named Humphrey and Gilbert: I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement,

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AUDRA @thotbugatti.com [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:46 UTC

With a face like that, I’d probably vote for Larry too so I don’t blame you

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AUDRA @thotbugatti.com [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:45 UTC

Yes! Vote for me!!!

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AUDRA @thotbugatti.com [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:44 UTC

We need a president with a ridiculous name. Joe? Donald? Too fucking normal. Give me a president Humphrey or a president Gilbert.

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AUDRA @thotbugatti.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:01 UTC

Check this out

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AUDRA @thotbugatti.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:32 UTC

Well at least on the Mexican flag o think they go hard cause of the little guy in the middle. Took Italy’s flag and said let’s ramp this up

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AUDRA @thotbugatti.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:16 UTC

The most goated color combos for flags

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AUDRA @thotbugatti.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:21 UTC

I love being a girl it’s so cool

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AUDRA @thotbugatti.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 05:36 UTC

Guy who feels like the bjork stalker based purely on vibes and doesn’t try to stalk and kill the subject of his obsession

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AUDRA @thotbugatti.com [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 20:43 UTC

TAke a look, y’all: IMG_4346.jpeg

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AUDRA @thotbugatti.com [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 07:46 UTC

I saw two baby bunnies omw home tonight they were only this big 🤏

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AUDRA @thotbugatti.com [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 01:59 UTC

Turns out I really like cooking! I make good soups :)

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AUDRA @thotbugatti.com [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 01:58 UTC

“I love a man in uniform” but I exclusively mean park rangers and firefighters

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AUDRA @thotbugatti.com [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 01:58 UTC

If anyone wants the recipe hmu because these were incredible

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AUDRA @thotbugatti.com [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 00:29 UTC

I wish I had a balcony so I could GRILL. Women yearn for the grill

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AUDRA @thotbugatti.com [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 04:06 UTC

Lesbian car 🙂‍↕️

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AUDRA @thotbugatti.com [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 19:28 UTC

Every time I see a man driving a Subaru it feels like a betrayal

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AUDRA @thotbugatti.com [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 05:56 UTC

They’re so special 😭

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AUDRA @thotbugatti.com [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 05:51 UTC

Freak (lovingly)

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AUDRA @thotbugatti.com [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 03:31 UTC

Why did she frame it as a threat by italicizing it

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AUDRA @thotbugatti.com [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 19:13 UTC

I walked outside and everything kinda looked fuzzy? Staticy? Thought it was as my eyes but no, it’s a billion fucking flies. Simone has laid a pestilence upon Cincinnati

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AUDRA @thotbugatti.com [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 07:29 UTC

Pimpreg, pt 1

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AUDRA @thotbugatti.com [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 15:25 UTC

Hanus of hotepdogs

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AUDRA @thotbugatti.com [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 02:10 UTC

Was playing Isaac while melting in my computer chair and had my first “oh fuck this is going to crash my game” build so that didn’t help my sanity

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AUDRA @thotbugatti.com [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 02:08 UTC

Maintenance is fixing the ac tomorrow finally. Every day this week at bed time i have felt like an egg in an increased pan. Sticking to my sheets

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AUDRA @thotbugatti.com [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 20:36 UTC

He’s so happy to be here!!!

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AUDRA @thotbugatti.com [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 20:35 UTC

Safety first ‼️

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AUDRA @thotbugatti.com [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 04:10 UTC

This has been on my mind for a while. When they announced DMs and a bunch of people very publicly hated the idea because they wanted to keep fucking raw on main. Like igi but also please. take it private sometimes. begging on my knees.

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AUDRA @thotbugatti.com [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 02:40 UTC

How does it feel being the coolest person on the planet, currently ✨

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AUDRA @thotbugatti.com [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 01:28 UTC

ANYWAY hi :3

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AUDRA @thotbugatti.com [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 01:05 UTC

It’s absolutely not worth it. I have no stake in whatever it happening every day but I feel like it’s always pushed onto my timeline. And it’s always from people that I enjoy following so I’m just kind of at a damned if I do/I don’t crossroads

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AUDRA @thotbugatti.com [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 01:01 UTC

The most aggravating part is seeing so much drama that really only involves some people and watching other people act like they have a personal stake in it when they absolutely don’t. There is so much dogshit on here that needs to be sorted out in private and not on the timeline for the sake ofevry1

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AUDRA @thotbugatti.com [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 01:00 UTC

I’ve been thinking about posting my thoughts on Bluesky as a whole for like a week but really haven’t because I’ve been holding off, but after the past few days, I feel like it’s somewhat necessary. Getting on here has been really frustrating lately and I desperately want this place to be good

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AUDRA @thotbugatti.com [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 07:46 UTC

Applying dog medicine to my hands every day to make my skin stronger

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AUDRA @thotbugatti.com [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 22:52 UTC

He’s oozing cunt

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AUDRA @thotbugatti.com [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 22:51 UTC

It’s Charlie baby

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AUDRA @thotbugatti.com [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 20:01 UTC

The Last Pipe (I spent an hour on this total probably)

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AUDRA @thotbugatti.com [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 19:27 UTC

I don’t think I’ve ever seen an Infiniti that didn’t have the most fucked up front end that you’ve ever seen

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AUDRA @thotbugatti.com [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 03:48 UTC

Garfield? 😧

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