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There's a light at the end of the dock that seems close, but is far away. The End.
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Cheers for more teams than socially acceptable. Smells nice, but not too nice. Former haver of glorious hair. Sweating but making it look cool.
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Druskimane
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There's a light at the end of the dock that seems close, but is far away. The End.
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Druskimane
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Look, if you're not reading F. Scott Fitzgerald for the language, wtf are we even doing here?
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Do they drug test? I got this if they don't, but I'm going to need to eat it during my customary 2am binge.
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Can he guard the pick and roll?
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Can't lift, back injured, losing ground to my hoss wife.
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I also said Tim Allen post cocaine bust mug shot.
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Look, I know Clemson and Georgia open at noon...I don't see what that has to do with 1990 being 20 years ago.
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That's what, 20 years ago?.1990 is still 20 years ago....right?
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That's the rub, but I feel like Elko might have a shot because he knows what he's walking into from his previous time in College Station. I guess I'm saying that I'd put A&M in the top tier of teams that could win their first.
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I think they've gone away from that strategy with the new guy. Jimbo's only shot was having an overwhelming talent advantage. Elko, I think, will put more thought into building an actual team.
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It's gotta work eventually? They check all the boxes in terms of a team that could win.
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A&M is pouring in the resources.
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Meh, are you boring or does she not know what she wants? That was the vibe I was receiving.
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I want the record to reflect the only thing that kept me away was bruised ribs and back spasms.
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@gurtsherm.bsky.social was the inspiration.
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What's it feel like to be the least talented person in your family? Not bad when the bar is super high. Anyways, Lilly saw this in a drawing book.
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I spent the first two weeks in history class reading the textbook during class while the teacher droned on to the dumbasses. Two weeks of reading was more than everyone else did, I just did it all at once. Then I used it as study hall.
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Lol, I'll bring y'all along.
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If you're serious, let's sit down and get serious. I know a couple guys with long resumes that might be interested in helping out as well.
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If only you knew a dude that co-manages a sports site that does big numbers but gets bored writing about the same shit every week.
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Let's do it. Hell I'll show y'all around Clemson (it's a 7 minute tour) and then you can get busy booing both teams.
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We're running man and switching everything.
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Me: I'm sorry baby, I can't go to the gym this morning, I'm too sore from playing soccer yesterday. Wife: Totally understand. It's 2024, it's ok to be a pussy. Anyway I went to the gym this morning.
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Former adolescent athlete checking in to confirm I have an extra bone in my right foot.
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They say the Burrito's out in California can fly higher than The Byrds.
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Natural Born Thrillers.
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So, uhh...
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@gurtsherm.bsky.social missed Lilly singing Teenage Dirtbag at dinner tonight. Note to self: the child is listening to what I play in the car..
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I've been informed by the wife that calling the elementary school cake auction a cocktion is inappropriate.
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100 MG edible and our flight is delayed 2 hours. Things about to get weird in Buffalo Wild Wings.
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Not Guilty!
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I had cataract surgery earlier this month, nothing you can say will make me feel any older.
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God Speed!
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Ready to attack 2024!
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Look at this potato.
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Wife and I really went all-in on the holiday spirit this year only for my daughter to come down with a fever. She'll probably remember this as "the shitty Christmas I had a cold." Can't win.
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Must have the same plug.
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Nightmare fuel.
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Yeah, broski, got to build those muscles to fix your knee and ankle problems.
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How many Jack and Cokes did I consume last night? Guess I'll never know because I left my credit card at the 40 Watt.
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If only you knew someone who knew how to get you back in shape.
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Drivin' and Cryin', in this economy?
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It's not big city driving but I'll put Atlanta Highway up against any other US road in terms of pure chaos.
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There is a giant blind cat in this leaning tower of boxes. No idea how he figured out how to get into the box. No idea how he got into the box without knocking the other boxes over.
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Guys, what's keeping you from looking like this?
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Our blind dog: runs into the same door every day. Often frightened by inanimate objects. Our blind cat: hears me upstairs, climbs the stairs, pushes open the office door, jumps up on the printer, jumps over to the computer desk, lays on the keyboard until I pet him.
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Elon: Sorry, I've been in a K-hole for a couple years and honestly have no idea what's going on.
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