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[Cries in Texan]
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Rockets 'n' stuff
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[Cries in Texan]
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Is that a head of lettuce next to the pedestal? What's that doing there?
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Tucker Carlson is a force of evil in the world.
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Online media these days is mostly right wing nonsense filling people's heads with jiggery pokery applesauce.
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Hey, I've had to drink from a Capri Sun pouch that didn't have little the pointy straw attached. Life could be hard sometimes!
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Lettuce kicked her ass again? She's a laughingstock on the 'merican side of the pond and we don't follow British politics at all.
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Happy Independence Day! Real Americans still oppose autocratic rule.
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Ok, If Obama pulls the sword out of the stone, or whatever, can he be king?
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Didn't they just get a new king recently? Was he killed in another dragon attack or something?
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Welp, looks like I'm coming back as a mayfly.
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What did the Supreme Court do now??!?
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All that pineapple pizza ever needed on it was a little Elmer's. Who knew? Scrumptious!
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Don't mind me, just loading up the tumbril with torches and pitchforks.
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Are you jackasses rooting for Russia too?
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*Trump defense attorney Aileen M. Cannon.
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Bluesky the card game!
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I'd settle for free pizza delivery again at this point.
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I understand that the U S. also won some sort of competition involving crickets.
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I've read that doing that can stain your clothes.
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Were the remains reanimated in some kind of weird zombie experiment then they escaped?
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He's going all out for that GOP VP slot.
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All the Democrats in the House shout chant together, "Donald Trump is a convicted felon!"
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Finally, someone who appreciates my collection of bellybutton lint!
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Bugs live in grass. Eww.
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Trump is the abusive daddy figure Republicans have always wanted.
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There's a reason AT&T's logo is the Death Star.
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Is there an app to have the grass delivered so I can touch it from the comfort of my gaming chair?
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Me: "I will never buy a Mercedes now!" My bank account: Way ahead of ya there.
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$2.77/g at HEB today!
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The Max library is anemic and the app is really sub-par. Definitely not worth $20/month.
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When your social studies teacher is also your P.E. teacher.
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Linux Mint is a great distro to begin with.
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Evil mode generates more profits for the shareholders.
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Throughout my lifetime the Overton Window has always only moved to the right. Let's just smash the damned thing!
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Kickball must be getting really popular.
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I just made glue and rocks dietary mainstays. Acquired tastes, but you get used to it. Everyone else just needs to learn to adapt to the proclamations of our new AI overlords.
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The celebration in my living room got a little rowdy.
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Seems like there must an outbreak of brain worms at the New York Times to think giving that nutjob a platform is a good idea. He's a conspiracy theory addled fool with nothing of value to say.
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"Not happening on my watch." - Aileen Cannon, Trump defense attorney
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I'm wondering if, prior to sentencing, attacking the judge and the judge's family might be an ill-considered idea. Asking for a recently convicted felon.
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Don't be silly
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Debian is a solid choice if you want stability and reliability. Most of the other popular distros are based on Debian.
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How dare you peasants point out that the emperor has no clothes!
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I just add glue to everything now. It's an acquired taste.
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[Tut tuts in Debian]
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I'm convinced a significant number of people have been eating glue for several years already.
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My money is on thermal protection failure resulting in loss of vehicle.
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Filing this one under Elder Abuse.
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The brain worms are fully in control.
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Do CEOs get bonuses every time their colossal screwups make national headlines or something??
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