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Merit St. Media, Crusader for Truth
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Even if it's Steve Hotdog?
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A guy with a musical-comedy motor
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Merit St. Media, Crusader for Truth
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Even if it's Steve Hotdog?
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Merit St. Media, Crusader for Truth
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Sorry? I fuckin' LOVE that game! Let's play Sorry! If you win, you get to help me delete my account Period! If I win, maybe you could delete my account! If no one wins, we could all delete our accounts together! Like everybody! How awesome would that be? Would that work? What other board games do yo
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Merit St. Media, Crusader for Truth
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Ehhh, McKinsey
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Merit St. Media, Crusader for Truth
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It's on a show called "War Room" on Real America's Voice so I'm not surprised. Of course it's terrorism. These assholes want to lock us in the house and burn it down. The good news is they think it's another revolution, so maybe they'll bring muskets and tea bags.
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Merit St. Media, Crusader for Truth
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OK! Fun! How do I do that? Will you help me? Did you delete my account? Can you do that? How would you do that? Do I have to do anything? OK! This is fun! Did your Mom delete my account? My Mom's not on Bluesky! Is yours? Did she delete my account yet? Man this is great! My account is still here, th
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Merit St. Media, Crusader for Truth
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No
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Merit St. Media, Crusader for Truth
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I qualify this by saying I'm an outlier who has never driven a car, but the whole autopilot thing is mind-boggling. You spent all that money on a vanity car you're too lazy to drive? You GET IN to the VANITY HOOPTY you spent BIG $ ON and can't bring yourself to drive it?
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Merit St. Media, Crusader for Truth
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New guy, name of Samwell Burrito
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Merit St. Media, Crusader for Truth
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ROBLOX/Roadblocks
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Merit St. Media, Crusader for Truth
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That's the way you do it
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Every time I see that screengrab I want to crack his head like an egg
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"Come back here, ya hockey pucks!" Oh, sorry. Read the name wr...never mind
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Merit St. Media, Crusader for Truth
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He'd be first
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Very good.
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Merit St. Media, Crusader for Truth
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Simple:
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Merit St. Media, Crusader for Truth
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Fairly simple IMO. Craven wretches hungry for money and power, repaying the debt to the big piles of fuck (GOP presidents and congresses) that put them there.
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Unless you're in Idaho. Then it's THE LIBRARY: RULES
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The upside to all this Senile Joe bullshit is that at least it gives cover to the Chicago Tribune to endorse RFK
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GOP playbook, it's all projection, so just make sure you say "Dems did it first" enough times and loudly, and the Stupids from Stupidville Pro-Am will get the message
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Merit St. Media, Crusader for Truth
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Yeah. Fuck the South. Period. End of sentence.
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That's a dude just begging to get his hard boiled egg-lookin-ass head split open by a silver-knobbed cane
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Merit St. Media, Crusader for Truth
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Gotta love a signal boost
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Merit St. Media, Crusader for Truth
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Ok. Then fuck off, EVERYONE
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Merit St. Media, Crusader for Truth
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It's simple. Matter matters more than manner.
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Merit St. Media, Crusader for Truth
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Was I talking to you, jagoff?
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Merit St. Media, Crusader for Truth
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Also that their burger was a TAD overdone, again, and also they didn't get their White Claw?
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Merit St. Media, Crusader for Truth
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Pray, tell me the key message.
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Can't afford the Rachel either, try again
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New China logo (whatever that is) looks like a limp dick; draw some conclusion or don't from that
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Merit St. Media, Crusader for Truth
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"Elephant's trunk flea market" is actually a pretty good description of Steve Bannon.
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Merit St. Media, Crusader for Truth
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The Travelling Pillsburys
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Merit St. Media, Crusader for Truth
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In former Sovyet Chunion, dril cancels you
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Merit St. Media, Crusader for Truth
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HELL YES
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Merit St. Media, Crusader for Truth
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No
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Merit St. Media, Crusader for Truth
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The reason NYT is raking Biden right now is because he won't sit for an interview with them. Like a lot of NYT's non-stories, the call to drop out is a smokescreen. "The performance was disqualifying." Nobody's going to care about it if the Democrats do their fucking job and hammer Trump all day.
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Merit St. Media, Crusader for Truth
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Commas are important; "Great Value Eric Clapton" sounds like an infomercial for Clapton CDs on Japanese TV
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Merit St. Media, Crusader for Truth
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I had never even heard of these fucking Gomers.
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"Style" = four fucking layers of black in the summer
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Merit St. Media, Crusader for Truth
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When did the worst parts of Justin Timberlake and Ryan Gosling have a baby?
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Merit St. Media, Crusader for Truth
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"Here's some glass-and-shit pie the wife made. I've been savin' some of my spit-up to eat later, but you could have it too"
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These are the sort of people that ship dance partners together on Dancing with the Stars because they dance together, and who wanted Prince Harry and Pippa Middleton to fall in love and get married since they were cute and had proximity to their siblings. Fucking Little Women tied up with a bow shit
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Sounds like maybe he's been hit by, he got struck by, a smooth criminal
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Merit St. Media, Crusader for Truth
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I live on a street that was a staging area for our Pride Parade so that meant TONS of business for our strip-mall 7-11 and Dunkin and Subway the morning of the parade. This year the parade route is cut short, so my street isn't in the mix and that makes me sort of sad.
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"An old man with a cold has NOT consented to sit on his old-ass ass for an interview with this paper. We suggest in the strongest possible terms he do so. Then we'll tell you why he should step down."
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Good thing that never happened to a two-term president with rapidly-declining age issues before; we'd surely have heard about it
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Merit St. Media, Crusader for Truth
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No shit, somebody made the point when Biden hit the picket line with UAW that you're not just voting for a guy or even his platform, you're voting for all they bring along with them
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His prison name is already "Four-shirt-in-Summer-ass motherfucker"
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Merit St. Media, Crusader for Truth
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True, but my fury in having to drink Dr Pepper means I'll have to clean up after it hits the wall where I throw it.
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Merit St. Media, Crusader for Truth
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Fecal soup
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This court will fund the Iowa Tourism Board
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