Leah Biel, MFA

Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:49 UTC

Tired: Mister Softee Wired: Mister Floaty

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 04:10 UTC

Make a band more vegetable: Carliflower Perkins

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:07 UTC

POV: At a pub in Prince Edward Island watching Canada play Argentina in the Copa America semis, a match being played less than an hour from where I work.

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 12:51 UTC

Please allow my (possibly) slightly anachronistic “Sizzling is Golden”.

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 16:21 UTC

The media is pulling a Tenth Doctor/Harriet Jones bit right now with Biden and it’s pissing me off to no end.

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 16:14 UTC

I remember a particularly baseball-themed one: When you’re sliding into home and your pants begin to foam

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 20:35 UTC

Avoid the Biff Tannenoid

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:34 UTC

I didn’t enjoy watching the George Stepstoolopolous interview, but I’m still going to vote for Biden and not a CONVICTED FELON.

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:53 UTC

Like a stupid human Clippy.

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:24 UTC

The Corvids are getting very specific!

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:12 UTC

It’s not over ‘til it’s Joever.

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:17 UTC

TL:DR - They weren’t going to vote for him anyway. They just wanted a “good enough” excuse.

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:16 UTC

I’m a little surprised with the leftists who normally are up in arms when rich donor money is involved. They should be thrilled the big donors are threatening to pull out. WHERE’S YOUR 27 DOLLAR GOD NOW?

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:58 UTC

I was too stunned to see it to take its picture, but here’s an approximation of the inch high flyer.

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:45 UTC

I just helped a butterfly out of my house. I walked up to it, wildly fluttering, and said, “I want to help you, but you have to trust me.” Then I used a plastic bowl and steered it over to an open window, which took a couple tries. Enjoy your flight, little thing!

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:32 UTC

🎶They buried Johnny on the fifth day of July And everyone in town turned out to say their last goodbye And though they knew he was a moron, no one could dispute The depth of Johnny’s dedication to his life’s pursuit And 67 Roman candles fired off in salute To the 67 pieces left of Johnny🎶

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:08 UTC

Sheesh, will you leave a man alone while he’s peein’?

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2023 at 03:55 UTC

Goodnight, and happy Independence Day. (Featuring the honorable late Stefania Rotolo of Italy)

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:17 UTC

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:51 UTC

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:51 UTC

“Oh my kids 6-to-12!”

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:35 UTC

It’s been solid booms outside here in Brooklyn for three hours (over that, in broad daylight). I’m honestly concerned for the pets in the vicinity. There’s a storm cell that just came in, so I’m hoping this will diffuse the layers of firework smoke.

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:02 UTC

🎶One-point-five Limb Johnny, on the fourth day of July Hopped to the construction site to give it one last try🎶

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:54 UTC

Unless it’s a pitch-shifted “Folks, ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang”, I’m not really interested in that opinion piece.

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:20 UTC

Happy Fourth, everyone. Things stink right now, so here’s Uncle Sam with a can.

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:45 UTC

Watching the Mets lose just to feel something again

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:44 UTC

His opponent is a 34-time* convicted felon, but “oh noes, TelePrompTer!”

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 15:49 UTC

And now, my annual tradition of watching the first ten minutes of 1776.

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:50 UTC

Also an appropriate tagline for booze.

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:46 UTC

THIS WAS A HATE CRIME THIS WAS A HATE CRIME THIS WAS A HATE CRIME THIS WAS A HATE CRIME THIS WAS A HATE CRIME THIS WAS A HATE CRIME THIS WAS A HATE CRIME THIS WAS A HATE CRIME THIS WAS A HATE CRIME THIS WAS A HATE CRIME THIS WAS A HATE CRIME THIS WAS A HATE CRIME THIS WAS A HATE CRIME THIS WAS HATE

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:03 UTC

In a world where a lot of people are “the worst”, she is DEFINITELY up there.

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:55 UTC

Luckily, I was admin of that group, and talk like that gets your tuchus banned! (It was about Wheel of Fortune, FFS!)

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:53 UTC

🎶 Three-Finger Johnny, on the third day of July Jonesing for the ultimate in pyrotechnic highs…🎶

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:46 UTC

I once had a complete stranger try to correct my FB post, and when I rejected his “corrections”, he SCOLDED me for replying to his reply on my post. Something like, “You could’ve just ignored me, but noooooo. You think you’re better than everyone else.” No, man. Just better than this guy.

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:43 UTC

*”Immigrant Song” plays*

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:42 UTC

Karine Jean Pierre deserves a medal for fending off the constant repetitive questions the past couple days at the press conference.

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:38 UTC

When G-d breaks a fridge, G-d opens a window.

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:07 UTC

Lloyd Doggett is a scoundrel.

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 18:41 UTC

Yeah, I’m just going to bring in these pizzas—

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:14 UTC

Do oou hab a code?

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 15:20 UTC

Kaddish for Hotpoint

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 15:12 UTC

You have an ex-fridge! It has ceased to freeze!

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:53 UTC

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 04:59 UTC

How I'm dressing for the BlueSky Fourth of July Party.

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 01:46 UTC

🎶Six-Finger Johnny, on the second of July And his need for large explosions still had not run dry🎶

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 22:41 UTC

I never use this phrase, but GOATed.

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 22:10 UTC

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 18:13 UTC

🎶Whatever happened to predictability I ask that of Democrats and the GOP You miss your old familiar friends That’s because they’re retired—or dead🎶

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 17:56 UTC

It’s a very strange way to announce a new edition of “Full/Fuller House”.

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 04:05 UTC

Brandon Nimmo as Les Nessman
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