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Trump tonight: (sniff sniff) my opponent is on drugs! (sniff sniff sniff)

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Re-Pete 🦆's avatar Re-Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social
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I have already determined that at 6PM tonight I am turning off my gateway to kill TV and internet. I will turn it back on in 2030. Maybe.

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Brian Smith's avatar Brian Smith @ambientrelish.bsky.social
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Biden (to Trump, as they enter the debate stage): "Missed some."
youtu.be/9Gtgo5myxr8?...

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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow's avatar Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social
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Trump, beforehand, strapping a laugh track/applause box under his suit to compensate for the lack of an audience

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Dag.'s avatar Dag. @3fecta.bsky.social
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As world renowned Doctor Ronnie Jackson, who everybody respects says, "Sir, you are a genius. Naturally. I don't know how you do it". And it is so true...

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Always look at the one pointing the finger, pubs are masters of projection

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cinematic genius's avatar cinematic genius @itsmrfungible.bsky.social
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Grinding his teeth, pupils the size of dinner plates

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Paul Arzooman's avatar Paul Arzooman @zoopaul.bsky.social
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I don't think it's hard to predict that Trump is going to make a fool out of himself tonight.

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Ty McBrayer's avatar Ty McBrayer @tymcbray.bsky.social
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If we can observe trump closely- which is just torture, he may blow little chunks out as he bloviates.

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quietbob's avatar quietbob @quietbob.bsky.social
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and I am sure Biden will NOT take the opportunity to take trumps' sniffs and say my opponent has been snorting drugs

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