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Topher Florence@topherflorence.bsky.social |
i think since superman gets his powers from the sun it should literally be photosynthesis and he should be a weird plant man who has comedy alien gimmicks like sprouting flowers from his head when he's happy or eating a spoon of fertilizer for breakfast
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Mega Moses
@megamoses.bsky.social
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If he goes too long without shaving, he ends up looking like Stephen King's character from the second segment of Creepshow
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mcc
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Saw this hoax post the other day
universeodon.com/@billjurgens...
Here's my pitch:
- Krypton was in the solar system, just past Mars
- Blew up 1 billion years ago, leaving the real asteroid belt
- Kal-El's ship was a stasis pod
- Explains yellow sun powers (too close) & why Fortress at North Pole
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