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pointlessly keeping track of which games from the "wii shop wednesday" song are currently on the switch.

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*me in the year 2055 in a prison camp, barely clinging onto life, shoveling coal into a generator that only powers ai generated meme propaganda for the lithium wars* "that bitch joe biden STILL owes me $600"

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the amazing digital circus is honestly proving its relevance by becoming a part of toddlerslop youtube

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can't wait to see how aaron sorkin takes on tonight on the newsroom

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in the npr quiz show host sense yes in the 1980s comedy movie sense no

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thinking of starting a bit where i constantly do the "why doesn't batman spend his money on the poor" thing except with the kid from fairly oddparents

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also going for my own personal wikibrained edification i'm gonna have to watch a bunch of cartoons to see if this is the first time an actor has said the name of the home planet of C'hp the chipmunk green lantern out loud

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they made ben from lost braniac on the superman cartoon. ideal creepazoid robot man voice tbh

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how i look posting "lol" at the end of every sentence

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statistically, at this point, there is a toddler whose parents met in a moan space

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even though it's just trailer narration it feels illegal to hear gex make a john wick reference

www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3Rv...

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Natsumon is coming to Steam next week, but the lede is buried in the steam store page: English localization due 6th August(!!!!)

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if "The Pink Opaque" was a real TV show they would have called it some shit like "Uncanny Avenue" or "The Creep Crushers"

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the premise of star trek is that if you get rid of money then all the rise and grind wealth mindset middle manager linkedin camp counselor types will simply go to outer space while normal people can finally just eat and fuck and make their weird art on the earth

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i feel like a good percentage of ai generated images of people look like they brought a mad magazine drawing to life as a wet homunculus

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cancelling the sax player on the jetsons theme song for making the "daughter judy" riff too sexy

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sorry guys i thought of a really funny shitpost last night and i SWORE i'd remember it but i forgot what it was. i promise to endeavor to do better by you as a userbase as a content creator

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continue to be fascinated by the weird situation that star wars is in where the most cutting edge vfx artists on the planet are constantly trying to recreate the look of 1970s vector graphics, claymation, and rubber masks

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interestingly, sometimes in the 1940s, krypton actually was portrayed as a "counter-earth" on the opposite side of the sun

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i think since superman gets his powers from the sun it should literally be photosynthesis and he should be a weird plant man who has comedy alien gimmicks like sprouting flowers from his head when he's happy or eating a spoon of fertilizer for breakfast

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{**GAME DEVS DO NOT LOOK AT THIS POST**} yo it's wild that a video game that would have been an all-time, burned into my brain, make-it-part-of-my-personality banger basically comes out once a week now but i don't play any of them lol

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reading a webnovel called "game maker 1975" where a chinese guy gets reincarnated as a white guy in america during the 70s video game boom (he gets rich inventing "snake" early) and it's bad but it's very fun to see life in the states described with the sterile tone of an alien world in sci-fi

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two years later still thinking about the implications of doug funnie and his dog being personal injury lawyers in the chip n dale movie

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sometimes i reread this article about how a guy saved his business in the 90s by inventing the energizer bunny screensaver which was sold for the 2024 equivalent of $30 and was so popular it got on the news to remind myself of how alien the past was

medium.datadriveninvestor.com/how-the-ener...

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Today I can finally announce that I’ve fraudulently accepted six simultaneous advances from different publishers for my “cozy” fantasy novel! Pub date pending resolution of the lawsuits, but in the meantime here’s a preview to whet your whistle ;)

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i am not particularly interested in the mcu but did you know that this showrunner has put the same character named "Dale" into the 12 monkeys tv show, the macgyver reboot, and star trek picard. it would be wild if the MCU joined the much more important DaleVerse

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crossover characters who can punch a mortal kombat and a street fighter character in fighting games: Hellboy (Injustice/Brawlhalla) The Ninja Turtles (Injustice/Brawlhalla) John Cena, Macho Man Randy Savage, The Rock, Roman Reigns, Xavier Woods, The Undertaker (WWE Immortals/Brawlhalla)

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interested in jason voorhees and the joker being in multiversus primarily as a data point on the vast web of fighting game crossovers as former Mortal Kombatants but also it's funny that you can make Jason fight the Powerpuff Girls

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from what i'm hearing "young sheldon" is some manner of caucasian urkel

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many of my close friends when they see any two anime boys interact

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garfield & hatsune miku are spiritually very similar: seen as specific to true fans but typically flattened out into the meme; blank canvases equally at home as the subjects of shitposts, doing hello kitty collabs, selling bad italian food, having officially licensed eurodance tracks, etc etc

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why did weird "let's do a rap" novelty songs just randomly have three backup singers. was there a hot 80s rapper that just hung out with a weird girl group all the time?

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absolute wildest version of this was the mandalorian resolving it's PRIMARY STORYLINE on several episodes of a completely different show and not even recapping it in the "previously on" when they came back.

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reincarnated as a slime has had four straight episodes of conference room meetings and i'm pretty sure at this point the show has a higher overall percentage of meetings screentime than star trek: tng which i think of as "a meetings show". (this is not a complaint)

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do y'all ever think about how in the motion picture star wars when darth vader is talking to leia it is retroactively a father and daughter both doing weird fake accents at each other

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after seinfeld and mr. bean doing cancel culture screeds whos next? did balki say the woke mob wouldn't let you pretend to be myposian? did dave coulier complain college kids don't want bullwinkle impressions? they wouldn't let you make blues clues these days it was too real

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thinking about the wonders that the era of Infinite Content can provide as I watch the episode of television where Knuckles the Echidna is declared "basically Jewish" during Shabbat with Stockard Channing who compares the Tribes of Israel to the Echidna Tribe

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wait wait wait you're telling me everyone doesn't have media franchises that they don't actually care about but spend dozens of hours of their short life on this earth consuming "as a bit" because they find it personally amusing to be able to cite obscure facts about them?

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i have in my head a half thought out pitch for a rethink of the character where he can create sauce biologically from a force of nature like The Green except it's called "The Taste" and I think you can actually do creative things with condiments if you try

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they should make a criterion closet for pringles flavors and also they should let me in there

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i kind of have a fondness for how the all the video games mean the dragonball voice actors keep doing the same exact stories over and over again just playing the hits for decades like some kind of weird stage troupe

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