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Topsie is hiding out

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Handcuff bruises are just the sign of a good night out. He/Him Sword Gay


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hear that @televassi.bsky.social ?

We'll be over next weekend let's shoplift from Tesco

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the will be less rock breaking an more grammar lessons than you're imagining

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We need a cultural revolution to fully detatch ourselves from the anglosphere. I am ready to be detained in a gealteacht to make this happen

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Absolutely insane how tuned the For You timeline is to make you furious. I wake up at 4am to pick up someone from the airport, glance at it, immediately see a thread defending Cromwell

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Gonna bomb the Audit mock, but at least I know the examiner reads the same books as me

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How could they lose to Corbyn? They had such a good canvassing team! They had the finest pedophile in all of Britain on the doorsteps!

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Going through the ACA notes I bought, picking up an intimidatingly thick stack on "Cloud Technology", sighing with relief as I realise it's mostly about blockchain. If I'd done this exam just a year or two earlier I'd actually have had to read this crap.

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To say the anti-abortion movement is about destroying women's economic independence is simplistic, but it's also correct. Reactionaries might seem like a circus of colourful freaks, but when you drill down they all believe basically the same things.

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When they talk about "veterans" they're imagining a big stick they can hit their opponents with. The actual people are annoying and cost money to keep alive.

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It looks like the pilk cat

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It's funny she thinks she's better than Glinner

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A fox's work is never done

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I will say, to get the full experience from this pic you have to be listening to the Mary Wallopers (or possibly the Popes other Pogues) while looking at it.

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All I can do in reassure you: it's not just you, other people can see it too.

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All I look forward to is the briefcase snakepit devouring him in a year or two.

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been at it for a while, but Keith is spending the last days telling you "by the way I *am* a racist! I *am* a transmisogynist! Go fuck yourselves!"

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Labour making sure to rub your noses in what massive bastards they are now they've got you trapped

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SOME SPECIES HAVE a particularly long rap sheet with Meridian Island, especially those with a predilection for crime. If you were to believe the rumors, Procyon was taken in for small-time thievery...
Next page aaaaa
Read more at www.nightshiftcomic.com?pg=7#showComic

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This got me curious so I looked it up and I *think it's a coincidence. "Dongfeng" means "East Wind" which, I've got to admit, is a very cool name to put on your world-ending missiles.

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Staying up too late and seeing reactions to that american debate filter through. Apparently some sort of grim and upsetting spectacle?

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That's the benefit of an ex con boyfriend, terrible employment prospects!

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Tops: The police are outside my house. Tolon: So I'm STILL an accountant?!?

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So X4 released an expansion where you get to play through little vignettes from previous games made in the new engine. Saw a forum post saying "the recoil sucks in the mission from the first game" and had a dev reply basically saying "we know, that's why we took it out after this."

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If you're not a belly sleeper, you'll have to learn

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Hmm very corrupt, but also cruel, so it's a toss up

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And I'd appreciate the visit!

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On a similar note, I'm pretty sure that when people talk about "accounting" being automated they're imagining bookkeeping, which was actually automated before I was born.

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Some highlights from Radical Pride this weekend. 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸

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How society would look if more guys took the option to just represent themselves to the world as a hyperendowed cartoon animal.

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Looking at my bank account after one (1) day in London

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not just heat but a damp, sweaty heat

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I'm lucky Irish Ferries does an extra sailing in summer, and a sail rail ticket gives you carte blanche to ignore the different operators

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Moving around Britain is ridiculous lol "oh this avanti train to London isn't going to your stop, this is an identical train that was delayed then pulled up at the same platform at the time yours was due"

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love a boy with a record

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amazing new art of me and Wolfe at the Rams/Packers game last season! 🧀🐏🏈

🎨: @pudgical.bsky.social

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they look like a clamshell gauntlet made of plastic. The new version even covers the end of the thumb!

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A lot of people hate Spes Heavy Gloves. Not me!

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I need to work on being more annoying, too much of a goody two shoes irl. I did call the judge a cunt though...

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I've got a handcuff key around my neck because I kept it hidden till the last day... without getting a chance to use it

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No, though they probably should have run a metal detector over him just in case! I asked a guard for a paracetamol in my bag and forgot he was sitting at the top of my bag, guard brought him back and he stayed in my cell till I was released.

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No idea to be honest, but the ship looked quiet enough, so maybe they just wanted to move it.

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