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Toronto Will

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My favourite part is him quoting this other person as saying, "nobody's ever asked me that question". He thinks that means, "because it's such a smart and perceptive observation", when really it's the cashier's response if you went to Wendy's and asked, "where do you keep the plutonium?"

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Matthew Green's avatar Matthew Green @pressthebuttons.bsky.social
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Hey, that plutonium is mine and is registered for religious reasons.

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