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Nope @torshi.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 22:05 UTC

Outrageous

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Nope @torshi.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 00:57 UTC

This is just "what is it like to be a parent" lmao. I'm constantly blowing my kids minds with how inconvenient things used to be

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Nope @torshi.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 05:48 UTC

I'm vegan to the point where I start puking if someone even mentions an animal product, so

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Nope @torshi.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 21:26 UTC

Trying not to gaze into the horror rectangle. Too many horror

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Nope @torshi.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 15:26 UTC

IT'S NOT EVEN A LITTLE SUBTLE

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Nope @torshi.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 15:25 UTC

And if you do get covid anyway you might be glad to have that neilmed bottle handy. Sinus rinsing really, really helped with the headache and ear congestion once my infection moved into my sinuses

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Nope @torshi.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 15:23 UTC

We do air travel AT MASSIVE SCALE, OVER OCEANS and we can't figure out how to run a fucking country

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Nope @torshi.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 14:48 UTC

My kid came in crying last night because she had a "horrible dream" that a bee flew close to her face. Oh to be 4

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Nope @torshi.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 18:18 UTC

This won't work, and is a bad idea

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Nope @torshi.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 18:10 UTC

Hell yes. I live on the edge bitch

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Nope @torshi.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 18:09 UTC

Yup. Spoiler alert, this debate will leave parents regretting bringing children into this flawed and hideous world

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Nope @torshi.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 01:53 UTC

Big if true

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Nope @torshi.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 17:36 UTC

Doing work on two different laptops but have only one power adapter. One of them has a full battery but won't let me unplug it because it's doing a power intensive operation that claims to be finished but hasn't terminated. The other is at 11% charge. This feels like a metaphor for something

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Nope @torshi.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 05:36 UTC

Just imagine if it was in your abdomen bro

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Nope @torshi.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 04:25 UTC

Right? Cute as a button but I'm stressed just thinking about that lil guy in my place

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Nope @torshi.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 04:22 UTC

I was wondering this too for the same reason

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Nope @torshi.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 02:35 UTC

Every time I hear "you belong with me" I start thinking up weird new verses in my head. I don't know the actual words but I've got "she breeds corgis, I breed viszlas/she fucked a cop and I fucked a teacher" running through my head

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Nope @torshi.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 21:54 UTC

I got yelled at on a hike over the weekend because my tween daughter thought I was "going too fast to appreciate Nature"

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Nope @torshi.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 04:45 UTC

ugh SO SO excited for the days to start getting shorter again. Can't take these stupid sunrises when it's still the fkucign night, losing it fr over here

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Nope @torshi.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 04:42 UTC

Congrats man. Not everyone makes it out of clown college. Go forth and Clown

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Nope @torshi.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 02:05 UTC

More people who hate Star wars should be making Star Wars things. Really give the franchise a good rattling. And it doesn't count if you only hate certain Star Wars you have to hate the whole thing

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Nope @torshi.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 18:24 UTC

I consider it a red flag to know literally anything about what kind of car a doctor drives? Why would this ever come up

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Nope @torshi.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 18:18 UTC

Totally

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Nope @torshi.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 17:39 UTC

Simply do not use your car at those times, coincidentally the times most people use cars on a daily basis

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Nope @torshi.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 17:36 UTC

Thiiiis. Kids find it completely baffling that music was something I'd have to save up money to buy at a store, and that if the store didn't have it I just wouldn't get to hear the music

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Nope @torshi.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 05:58 UTC

PORK IS A VERB

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Nope @torshi.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 05:55 UTC

Oh god just thinking about how boring and stupid these meetings were makes me want to go lie down. I gotta take a vacation

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Nope @torshi.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 05:53 UTC

The pope in the big jacket

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Nope @torshi.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 05:53 UTC

It's weird, I'm genuinely almost never in queer spaces anymore and now I'm like "wait...where HAVE I heard about PrEP?!" Certainly not from a medical professional...huh.

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Nope @torshi.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 04:38 UTC

Oh my god I stole dark purple

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Nope @torshi.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 04:33 UTC

Great

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Nope @torshi.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 03:53 UTC

God yeah. I wanna shop at stores where the clerks are rude to me cause they're not scared of their boss.

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Nope @torshi.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 03:50 UTC

A bold stance

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