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Sir, back up, I really appreciate you, thank you so so so much [airhorns]


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Everyone understands that this is not just Biden being such a norms-respecter that he'd let fascism win fair and square, right? If this was a left-wing challenger he would be throwing everything at preventing it. This is him being happy with fascism *specifically*.

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better yet, make an AI that tells you not to play kai havertz up top

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"any more " is a bit of a giveaway because the thing has been incomprehensible for at least 40 years, i can only speak from experience

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it's the logical endpoint of VARbrain, sadly. we must change the rules to make VAR work! everything must be objective! of course Nagelsmann denies the possibility of the goalkeeper making a save, or an unexpected deflection, so ultimately all ball/hand contact must be handball. that'll be good

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please share for maximum visibility

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congratulations to Julian Nagelsmann for this high quality meltdown tl:dr; "They applied the rule correctly", "I feel cheated", "there are people with bigger muscles than me", "it's only handball if it's stopping a shot on target", "I want a sentient coffee robot to referee the game"

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it me

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If Biden is at peace with losing to Trump, then he ought also to be at peace with: - using the powers granted to the President by the Supreme Court to assassinate Trump and the Republican justices, regardless of any moral injury he may feel - committing literal seppuku so someone else can

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slutty side up

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Any new pictures of Ronaldo crying from last night 👀 I'm going for my run and would like to see them after

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I feel I must defend my use of the short version, wouldn't be my go to but the PDC probably won't let me use the full track as walk on music

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completely undeserved but fuck it

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can you stop now pls

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i now feel entitled to one penalty shootout

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outclassed by alexander mitrovic, let's get you to bed grandpa

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it's competitive as far as he's concerned cos he's won fuck all out there

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yeah nice one take your best player off good job you fucking lemon

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deschamps you motherfucker one substitution in 87 minutes istg

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michael oliver

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deschamps.gif

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just thought maybe deschamps had died, a nice moment

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mike maignan carrying this clown car on his back

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dembele for kolo muani also seems like an urgent fix but every second kounde stays on that pitch is another mark in my "didier deschamps is a fraud" ledger

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PLEASE HE'S SO BAD EVERY TIME HE GETS THE BALL HE MAKES HONKING NOISES I BEG YOU DIDIER

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been a long time since i've seen a full back get cooked this hard this often, god knows how portugal haven't scored

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didier bro you fucking HAVE to get kounde out of there what are you doing

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deschamps is a criminal, arrest that man

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[suddenly realising, about a decade late] griezmann... is shit?

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that said he's still got malo gusto on the bench while kounde gets humiliated by mid serie a players

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mbappe vs pepe 👀

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deschamps in "picking good players" shock

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the best to ever do it

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this is so fucking good, took me a couple of weeks to find time to listen to it, it's instantly my favourite thing of the year
youtu.be/jwRrlKWZDT8?...

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Me looking at the HTML of stackoverflow

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oh jesus that header is sexy, up there with Letchkov in the Headed Bangers Against Germany stakes

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denied!

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cucurella spot kick calamity

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i gave up pretending to know what the current handball rule is during the pandemic

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same old fullkrug, always trying to walk it in

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i guess i'm supporting the dutch now? spain - hate spain sorry no germany - bad, losing england - horrendous prospect switzerland - kill me turkey - fascist salutes france - deschamps can not win portugal - the worst outcome

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i give ally mccoist a lot of shit but can you imagine danny murphy on this "purple? not for me, sam. not as a hair dye. call me old fashioned but its very close to pink."

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"It's those moments where he links up between midfield and, uh, the centre forwards" that little pause when they remember he _is_ the centre forward every time

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Sam and Ally doing the Kai Havertz Cope Shuffle guys it's 2024, you have to get wise

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59.9%. Half a percentage point better than 2001, democracy is saved!

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Always hated Spain's woke football. Sorry if this offends.

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