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I took 3 kids to get double covid and flu shots a couple days before giving birth - we do a lot for the babies!
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@laplanck.bsky.social how come I never see you drift?
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Today in targeted advertising. Let’s find a cure for having a jaw line!
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I don’t make the rules
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It got Aunt Becky several months in prison so it’s still worth something
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Joining the crew team?
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I always appreciate that the pediatricians office asks me for my child’s occupation.
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I feel this in my soul.
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Stevie Nicks?
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Assume this is Amal Clooney
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I feel like I can so quickly turn this guy into a bar tender at a trendy non alcoholic THC bar with just a little bit of work on that green logo.
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My kids watch a Lego YouTuber who kept taking about the ghee niss book records. I threw up a little in my mouth.
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Let’s see his mullet
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For example, all of my children have had birthdays. My house was remediated for wind blown asbestos. Kid 1 sold a bunch of Girl Scout cookies. Kid 2 started hockey. Kid 3 got really into 7-11 and kid 4 was borned.
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Can confirm
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What’s the gun’s name? I feel like you need a name to be in family photos.
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You took all the good photos so I had to get creative below
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Where can I find the UVA shirt- L’08 here.
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Here’s a really big Cheez-It
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What’s a jean shirt then?
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Hell I make my kids change what they are watching if there are weapons let alone IRL weapons. Every fucking kid at LEGOLAND makes guns the first chance they get. KIDS LOVE GUNS which is why you don’t keep them on the kitchen counter!
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A good friend’s dad recently passed. His dad was a cop and even he won’t allow weapons or even toy weapons in his home. I don’t do play dates at other’s homes unless I know they are gun free.
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You might recall that most of these fine folks scoffed at the million plus dead from Covid and that was happening in their own country and their own time.
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90s was 10 years ago.
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Yes. There’s a teacher YouTuber that regularly references it as being very rare so they keep checking for it. They have 0 notion of HOW rare it is or why.
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My children are obsessed with Crystal Pepsi and look for it every time we near a soda aisle or display. This might be nearly as old as the Crystal Pepsi. Do it for the children.
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Right? Why does my bench need to be so full of sass
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Good morning @laplanck.bsky.social these benches have attitude
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Read someone today suggest JoJo Siwa should try the WWE. I’m not sure this is the worst idea.
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Got the email I qualified for Learned League Championship and I swear I could not recall qualifying and thought it was a mistake until I looked it up. Folks a LOT has happened since last September….
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We’ve always used their full names but we decided to immediately nickname the baby. This has resulted in requests for new names. One was easy - his daycare had nicknamed him. One has requested initials. It’s #2 that hasn’t found his flavor yet.
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My favorite muppet
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I have a cousin Zach and a law school friend Zach. It happens.
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Turd Ferguson?
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I will now
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Clurt is the portmanteau for Clark and Curtis so it references 2 kids
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Like I tried to call one of them Curt and he just like said no.
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My legal name is Connie. Someone decided when I was about 9 it stood for “Constantly Talking.” It wasn’t an unfair critique TBH.
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Having had a nickname for a name my entire life I’m unclear on how nicknames are given. We gave one to our baby and now the others want them. Do I just assign them?
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Too chay
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I know someone with one. This is why I feel like you name your animal after your fave character and not your kid.
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Imagine how they feel now! Sometimes parents should be required to run shit by a committee first.
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No worries at all - the Gaiman thing made some headlines right as the holiday his last week. As usual, he couldn’t keep his pants on and used his power and privilege in ways no one should.
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Don’t worry he’s an “obscure” author. Certainly no one will realize if you name your twins unique names from one of his books.
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I didn’t mean to imply I excused his behavior at all (what u e read sounds awful). I do think it’s sadly predictable that a straight white guy used his lower head instead of the one on his shoulders and it was less predictable that the female author with a gay protagonist went hard core TERF.
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Pretty sure she’s referencing a “gay man” who has some accusers now of engaging in some very straight man behavior.
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She’s more concerned that Michael J Fox is in a wheelchair now 🙃
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At least this one isn’t a TERF
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Had to speak with my mother, actual person with Parkinson’s, to give her the good news/bad news on why Parkinson’s is trending.
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I forgot he was also like an accomplished pianist and ridiculously young when he was first elected. He check so many Dem boxes and yet here we are…..
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