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Typewriter Monke
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hey bluesky i've been on some weird adventures on the hellsites what's up here
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chairwoman of the international gender communism conspiracy
strongest supporter of @dregogenes.bsky.social
she/her
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Typewriter Monke
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hey bluesky i've been on some weird adventures on the hellsites what's up here
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Typewriter Monke
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Looking up "ADHD focus tips" and getting results that go like "Incentivize your child by..." thanks google but I'm an adult with a mortgage looking for tips for myself, not a shitty parent trying to micromanage their kid.
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Typewriter Monke
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Oh it's been almost two weeks since I remembered to get Blue sky caught up? Hang on, I have to dig up some time to sit down and post the rest
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Typewriter Monke
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Yeah it goes lots of places
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Typewriter Monke
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It's not like people capable of shutting down an overconfident jackass who's barely attached to reality are a scarce resource. Just let go of the idea that this is a serious opponent deserving of respect.
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Typewriter Monke
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Trump is such a clearly and deeply unserious guy that it's a severe failure on the part of the democrats that they can't manage to get someone on the debate stage who just humiliates him entirely
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Typewriter Monke
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someone made a tvtropes page for pills that make you green i do not comprehend this
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Typewriter Monke
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The pressures are contradictory and nonsensical at all times, enjoy
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Typewriter Monke
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Wearing a tshirt from before transition and uh woah this fits quite differently from back in the day
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Typewriter Monke
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My biggest creative weakness is that I just cannot resist the urge to make the lore weird.
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Typewriter Monke
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If you post a drawing of a guy saying "I, for one, think it's bad to do racism" you'll get someone accusing you of having meant "racism" against white people.
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Typewriter Monke
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You have to at the very least put in the "I do not mean literally the opposite of the intended meaning of this" disclaimer
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Typewriter Monke
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"Why do leftist memes always have so much text" comrade, if you don't address literally every nuance of the point you're making in these online spaces you get put in the contraption
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Typewriter Monke
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He has no idea whether "mauve people" are actually a thing, by the way. He made that up on the spot figuring that anyone else who doesn't know would just assume he was more informed than them. He doesn't actually give a shit.
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Typewriter Monke
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cackling slightly watching as people make it through the pills that make you green series, knowing that they're all approaching Immortal Jeff and anticipating the absolute confusion
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Typewriter Monke
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well, at least they're accurately describing the effects and not just making up some nonsense like "It'll make your skin rot off", which to me is a pleasant surprise
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Typewriter Monke
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bra
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Typewriter Monke
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You might be wondering: What the fuck And I completely understand that.
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Typewriter Monke
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aaaaand we're caught up to the tumblr version of the comic so yeah that's what I've been up to this week
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Typewriter Monke
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turing incomplete
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Typewriter Monke
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vexillology
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Typewriter Monke
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visibility
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Typewriter Monke
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independent review
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Typewriter Monke
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bex
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Typewriter Monke
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hear them out
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Typewriter Monke
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other colours
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Typewriter Monke
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my very normal webcomic continues with its very normal formula that it never deviates from in any meaningful ways
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Typewriter Monke
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plant pot
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Typewriter Monke
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consistent principles
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Typewriter Monke
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statement
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Typewriter Monke
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corporate solidarity
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Typewriter Monke
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we are so back and we are so posting the part that I've been hoping to finally get to
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Typewriter Monke
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hell portal
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Typewriter Monke
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ot3
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Typewriter Monke
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strawmanning (the huge wall of text is a real reply, taken from a real website)
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Typewriter Monke
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priorities
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Typewriter Monke
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the wrong kind of support
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Typewriter Monke
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This part is fun because suddenly the format is just really starting to expand
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Typewriter Monke
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making a scene
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Typewriter Monke
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real and fake
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Typewriter Monke
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Nerd who is jock-passing (Their nerd interests are fitness and sports)
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Typewriter Monke
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Weird how i can't talk about academic subjects online without strangers explaining the ground level basics to me like they can't infer from context clues that I know already, I wonder why- *Looks down at chest* Oh right
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Typewriter Monke
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alt text cont. [ Leaf: Oh no Lime: Exactly Leaf: I genuinely forgot green people can such that much oh no". ]
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Typewriter Monke
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oh no (alt text continued below)
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Typewriter Monke
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Typo in a high effort post! Oopsie I was coping and seething so hard when people interpreted this one in a way I didn't realize it could be. Oof.
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Typewriter Monke
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Infighting I'm not risking pointing these one at a time lmao
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Typewriter Monke
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This is especially funny after Tumblr made me address the linguistics of fuck given the later comic where the green person reveals that sex doesn't exist
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Typewriter Monke
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I've been reposting them here as fast as I have time for and we still haven't gotten to the weird shit. You guys don't even know about The Contraption, or the Armageddon Beast
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Typewriter Monke
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Still baffled by how the most popular thing I've ever made by FAR is a stick figure comic
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Typewriter Monke
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But examining my own biases is haaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrd
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