turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social

*forcing myself to walk down the driveway to get the trash bins* me: i can’t live like this

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Super(kim)star! @aquavulva.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 13:30 UTC

Have you tried rolling?

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🕯️ @candlelocks.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:05 UTC

it's genuinely so fucking hard

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🖤𝔇𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔦𝔣𝔢𝔯🖤 @drucifer.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 17:08 UTC

the american dream is owning a home so you can say “time to put up the blinds” only to say “time to put down the blinds” 8 hours later.

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Charlie Bukowski @lepetitoiseau.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 13:41 UTC

This is me the 9 months of the year down here while it is humid.

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Roy Huerto @royhuerto.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:07 UTC

😀😀😀

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M. O’Lybdenum @perchorin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 13:32 UTC

I missed trash pickup this morning. Not sure what I’m gonna do.

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:12 UTC

This is literally why I wrote on my dating profile many moons ago ‘must change the bins and bedsheets’

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